Seymour Skinner quotes from The Simpsons

Played by Martin Sheen · 62 quotes · page 5 of 5

Played by Martin Sheen

In 62 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons
Most scenes with: Bart Simpson (17), Gary Chalmers (17), Homer Simpson (11)

Scenes with Seymour Skinner 55

Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it?

No heckling!

Skinner

Way to crush him, sir.

Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?

Skinner

Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.

Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.

Skinner

Assembly item number two: Don't take drugs!

I don't!

Skinner

Our most successful assembly ever.

S32 Diary Queen