Krusty the Clown quotes from The Simpsons

Lisa

You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.

Krusty

Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.

Bart

I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.

Krusty

I've never said no to a binge.

What did the burning bush say?

Krusty

It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?

Kearney

[stretching a rubber bracelet] Crouch or forehead?

Dolph

Forehead, for once. [Kearney shoots the rubber bracelet like a slingshot at Milhouse's forehead]

Wha? [He starts to remember about Nelson beating Milhouse up during the school race]

[to Bart, angrily] Bart Simpson! You ran away when I was getting beat up!

Bart's a coward!

Krusty

He lied to us!

Krusty the Clown

Hey hey! What time is it, kids?

Product tie-in time!

Krusty the Clown

That's right! I'm introducing a new line of candy so delicious that the Krusty Corporation board of directors will stop threatening to oust me! [drum roll] Presenting: Krustaceans! They look like shrimp, they taste like candy, and they're organic! Uh... "Clown eats snack"? Uh-oh, this could get ugly.

Krusty

I don't care what deal you made. We got to pull the plug on this nightmare!

Are you nuts?! This thing is huge! You're a smash!

They're puking in Peoria.

They're retching in Rochester.

They've got PTSD in Pickstown, South Dakota!