“Trust but Clarify” · Season 28
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Krusty the Clown (2), Homer Simpson (1)
Hey hey! What time is it, kids?
Product tie-in time!
That's right! I'm introducing a new line of candy so delicious that the Krusty Corporation board of directors will stop threatening to oust me! [drum roll] Presenting: Krustaceans! They look like shrimp, they taste like candy, and they're organic! Uh... "Clown eats snack"? Uh-oh, this could get ugly.
Hey hey, kids! Krusty won't be needing the spit bucket!
[eating the candy] Mmm! They are good!
How did you get them so fast?
I'm a Krusty Prime member. $75.00 a month, but it's worth it.
I was in line for that job and I lost it to someone who barely speaks English! It's humidifying.
Well, then why the hell don't you do something about it?!
Huh? Who said that?!
Me!
Who are you?
I'm your ambition!
How come I never met you before?
I've been locked up for 30 years by Apathy and Alcoholism!
[picks up a box of samples] We've got to get these samples analyzed. Bart, do you think we'll get out of here safely?
I think the guard's no problem.
[The robotic security guard is sleeping on his chair, cuts back to Bart and Lisa tiptoeing while Lisa carrying a box of samples]
Here comes our ride.
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