Ned Flanders quotes from The Simpsons

Todd

Order! Order!

Ned

Now, we can't leave Springfield unless it's unanimous. Todd?

Todd

I vote "yes." I can finally get away from that ladybug that scares me.

Rod

I am tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath.

Ned

Well, that's one, two, three, and...

Edna

I have to stay here in Springfield, because boys like Bart Simpson need me. Sweet, misunderstood boys, who just need someone to recognise the basic goodness that's trapped inside them and is desperately trying to get out.

Ned

I wouldn't mean to be unneighborly but would you know what happened to my old nostril skirt?

Homer

Mustache, you say? Hmm, let me think? Stroking this goatee I've always had... stroking stroking.

Ned

That's it!

Ned

Boys, we're Jewish now.

L'chaim!

Todd

To life!