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The Simpsons · Season 34

Ned, Homer and others in “Lisa the Boy Scout”

[Homer is mowing the lawn when Flanders opens his window]

Ned

I wouldn't mean to be unneighborly but would you know what happened to my old nostril skirt?

Homer

Mustache, you say? Hmm, let me think? Stroking this goatee I've always had... stroking stroking.

Ned

That's it!

[he throws a necklace with a cross on it out the window, angrily]

Ned

Boys, we're Jewish now.

RRodd

L'chaim!

Todd

To life!

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