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[surprised when Luan tosses Amy an umbrella and she catches it, left-handed] She's a lefty? I did not see that one coming.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[laughs] You need to get up so early in the morning to fool ole Flip. Nacho here overheard you dunderheads talking in the parking lot and clued me in. So while you think you were going to feel so busy tearing yourselves apart, everyone knows I moved all of the merchandise out this morning. Call it a "restocking day." Oh, there's one thing left.
[gasps and sees a dusty bag of Flipeos] Flipeos? That's it?! [blows the dust off, getting some of it on Flip's face]
Be careful eating 'em. [Chandler opens the bag and a stink cloud emerges, making his hair all fuzzy] They're older than you are.
[throws the bag on the ground; enraged] This is so unfair! I'm the one who cheats people! You stink, Flip, and that's coming from someone whose dad works in the sewer! [storms out of the store]
[picks up the Flipeo bag and eats one] Eh, it's not bad.
[Lincoln and Clyde wince as Chandler angrily leaves the store, slamming the door shut]
Well, we may not lose if we lose, but we did see Chandler lose earlier.
Small comfort in a cruel world.
[Lincoln sighs as he and Clyde head for the door]
[blocking their way, halting them] And where do you two bozos think you're going? I suppose I may say thank you. While you are trying to get to one-million, you actually gave me the best day of business I ever had. And that includes the time the supermarket down the street flooded. [whispers to the other boys] Suspiciously. [winks] I think that deserves a reward.
[Luan is holding a graduation ceremony for her pranking academy in the backyard where Lincoln and Benny are applauding for Ronnie Anne]
[to the viewers] That's right. Ronnie Anne is about to get her pranking PHD, which is cool, but I'm just excited my buddy's in town, and we get to hang out. Plus, Dad made the appetizers, like mac 'n' cheese bites. [brings in a cart of appetizers and eats a mac 'n' cheese bite, then ends up spitting it out] Which of course, Luan filled with octopus ink. Real nice.
Benny, you may be stalled at level one whoopee cushion, but someday, if you work hard, you'll graduate too.
Aw, thanks, Luan. Until then, I'll just keep pouring my savings into this class.
Ronnie Anne, please accept this diploma.
[Mr. Coconuts gives Ronnie Anne her diploma as Benny applauds while shedding tears]
Woo-hoo! Yeah, Ronnie Anne!
[throwing her graduation cap in the air] I'd like to thank my brother, Bobby, for being the main target of my homework assignment. [suddenly notices that the printing on her diploma is starting to fade] Uh, what's happening?!
Ha, ha! Disappearing ink! You haven't graduated yet. There is a final test you must complete, and this test is the hardest. [laughs evilly]
I did not see this coming! [eats a piece of chocolate cake, which then burns him as he screams] AH! Or that ghost pepper! Classic Luan.
Ronnie Anne, you must prank the master: me. And it must be done before sundown, so tick-tock. Remember your mantra: Work with what you've got. [throws a fart bomb and disappears as Ronnie Anne coughs]
Fart cloud!
Uh, what are you doing?
Prank meditating. It helps me focus. I need to think of something I haven't tried yet.
LRLincoln & Ronnie Anne
[shocked after Benny removes his Luan costume] Benny?!
Sorry, guys. Luan promise me half-off to wishing if I helped her. That class isn't cheap.
Your Luan was incredible.
Thanks. [impersonating Luan's voice] Voice mimicry is the only "A" I've gotten.
[groans] So where's Luan, now?!
[They see Luan in the distance, laughing evilly, and she then bikes away]
That was unnerving.
We can't let her get away, or we'll never prank her in time! There's only 23 minutes until sunset!
Learning to tell time by the sun is also part of--
Of the class. I get it.
[Lily and her friend, Ingrid are playing together until Ingrid's mom, Candace arrives to pick up her daughter]
[answers the door] Oh, hi, Candace. [calling out] Lily, Ingrid's mommy is here!
[Lily and Ingrid both come downstairs]
CCandace
Thanks for having Ingrid over. Lily is welcome at our place anytime. [leaves and gets into their car; to her daughter] Did you have fun, sweetie?
IIngrid
Yep, yep! [as her mother puts her in the booster seat] Look, look, look! Look what I got! [pulls Eunice out her backpack] I'm gonna name her Princess Cotton Candy!
[Lily reacts in horror, realizing she accidentally traded Lola's beloved Eunice]
CCandace
How about you take your new friend to the grocery store with us?
LLily
[frantically after the car drives off] No, no, no, no, no! She take Eunice! [fearfully imagines what would Lola find out if she returns home]
LLola
[with her face turning red of rage] LILY!!! [roars lividly with a blast of fire from her mouth, which strongly blasts the roof open]
LLily
[dashes into Lincoln's room; frantically] Lincoln!
[yelps and fires a net out of his net cannon in midair and it lands on him] Dang it.
LLily
Need help. Big problem!
Lily, it's okay. Calm down. I'm sure whatever it is isn't that bad.
LLily
[grabs her brother by the face] I trade Eunice to Ingrid!
Well, it was nice knowing ya.
LLily
It was accident! They go to grocery store! Please help me get her back!
LLily
Ingrid! We have to trade back! Take Nugget, and I get back Eunice!
IIngrid
Her name is Princess Cotton Candy now, and no way! We traded, no backsies, those are the rules!
LLily
[worried] I'm toast, and not the yummy cinnamon kind.
No, you're not, Lily. I've got a plan. There's an issue of David Steele where he assembles a team to break into Golden Toe's lair to take his, you know, golden toe.
LLily
[confused] We're gonna take Ingrid's toe?
No. We'll do our own heist and get back Eunice before Lola ever knows she was missing.
LLily
Ooh, sneaky.
We just need a map of Ingrid's house.
LLisa
Hmm. Perhaps I can assist. I, too, would like to protect our youngest kin from Lola's ire. Besides, I need Lily in one piece to complete the rest of our human nightlight test trial. I have a way we could get a full scan of Ingrid's house and the location of your desired target. I'll just have to initiate Todd's new pizza oven modification.
[In the dining room, Lincoln and Lily have gathered Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lisa, and Todd all together for a meeting at the table]
Welcome to Operation Unicorn Heist. We've set another playdate for Lily and Ingrid tomorrow, and we need all your special skills to help rescue Eunice before Lola gets home. Here's the plan: [Lily shows the first drawing of him talking to Candace] I'll distract Ingrid's mom. [the second drawing shows Luan keeping Ingrid busy with her clown entertainment] Luan, you keep Ingrid entertained. [the third drawing shows Lana distracting Ingrid's dog with a bone] Lana, you distract the dog.
TTodd
Good luck. He's a biter. [turns around, showing a chunk bitten off by the dog]
[as Lily holds up the fourth drawing of herself swapping Eunice and Nugget in Ingrid's room] Lily, you get to Eunice in Ingrid's bedroom where you'll swap her for Nugget. [the fifth drawing shows Lynn retrieving Eunice by using a drone] Lynn, you're on extraction.
LLynn
Yes! I love extracting junk!
[confused] And then we all hold hands under a rainbow?
LLily
[chuckles sheepishly, realizing she was holding a drawing of that and puts it away] That drawing for school.
[Back at the Loud House; In Lola and Lana's room, Lincoln places Eunice back in her place at Lola's tea party]
LLola
Little Miss Hair Flip is home, everyone! [the siblings all dash out of the room and into the hallway, acting badly innocent] Huh. Just as weird as I remember. [enters her room] Oh, Eunice, I missed you! [kisses her] Wait, why do you smell like kumquats?
SShane
[as he and his siblings get a call from Lincoln] Sounds like your favorite dad's seasonal aches and pain are back, too.
Guess it's gonna become another year apart.
Actually, that's exactly what I was calling about. What if everybody thinks I told you a real time for us to spend Christmas together this year?
[takes Shane's phone] And what if I told you, goldfish speak fluent Portuguese? [realizes what Lincoln meant as everyone reacts confused] I hope we were just saying things. Are you serious? Christmas together must feel amazing.
Yep. I call it Operation See You on the Brother Side. Phase one: Get our favorite dads in the same place. Another time to put in a real call to Gramps.
[lugging a giant fish; deadpan] This must be from Gramps.
[yelps as Rita holds the giant fish in his face; the fish then regurgitates out a letter; reading] "Set sail on the SS Gramps. Won't you join me for Christmas at Camp Mastodon? Please RSVP in enclosed pre-stamped flounder." [the giant fish regurgitates a flounder] Oh, dear! [elated] Christmas with Dad? Oh, heck yes!
[clears throat] What about your bad back, dear?
[remembering that] You know, I-I'm feeling a lot better for now, I am. It's... It's a Christmas miracle!
[texting on her phone] Texting cousins, "Dad bought it." Oh, Shelby's typing. [Texts from Shelby appear] Santa emoji, foot emoji, thumbs-up emoji. Sounds like Uncle Lance bought it too.
Yes!
[Both sides of the Loud family arrive at Camp Mastodon to spend the holiday with Leonard, but Lynn Sr. and Lance are not thrilled to see themselves]
LSLynn Sr. & Lance
[walking up to each other's faces] What're you doing here?! I asked you first! DAD!
[Leonard chuckles nervously]
Don't be mad at Gramps. This was our idea. We hope you might only come if your favorite brother weren't.
It's another time two of you bury the spatula once and for all. What do you say?
Okay. Everyone in the van!
Yeah! We're going back home, too!
Wait. Two of you need to stay. Consider it an early Christmas present to us.
LLola
Um, that may not become one of mine if not. [looks at her twin]
Honey, it's Christmas Eve. Remember our own mantra.
BBoth
I am strong here. [point to Lance's bicep] I am strong here. [try to point to their heads] And I'm strong here. [try to point to his heart]
[inhaling calmly] Fine, but I'm not happy about it.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm happy about it.
[fed up] Great. You're unhappy. At least you need to have that in common.
[The adult Loud brothers turn away from themselves and go their separate ways]
[also fed up as Rita walks up to her] Oh, well.
So they haven't just changed, but it's good to see you! [she and Sharon hug]
You, too!
[The Loud siblings and cousins all hug, excited to see themselves]
Okay, it's going about as well as I expected. Now for Phase Two: Family Christmas Activities. Once our favorite dads get in the holiday spirit, they'll totally just forget about their favorite fights.
SSSweater Santa
Never underestimate the power of Christmas.
My snow pile is bigger!
IS NOT!
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