[catches Lori trying to hide under his bed as he enters his room] Lori?
[hesitantly] Surprise! Happy Cat-parent-iversary! [chuckles awkwardly]
But it hasn't been a month yet, unless we're celebrating by week. [notices something] Wait a minute. Bland cat salad, boring toys, itchy homemade PJ's? [gasps in outrage shock] You're not here for our early cat-parent-iversary. You're sneaking around my back, taking care of Pepurroni! How could you?!
[calling off-screen] Bobby, Lola called to say your $100 check bounced, so she's done doing your dirty gato work.
[also gasps in outrage shock] You were doing the same thing!
[also calling off-screen] Bobby paid her an hundy? Lori only paid me 80 lousy bucks.
[long gasp in complete shock] You had Carl helping you too?!
Oh, quit gasping. Pepurroni needed one responsible parent.
Yeah? Well, I had to make sure he wasn't bored to tears.
Bored?! I took him to cat yoga!
Yeah, not exactly a kitty's favorite past time.
Oh, yeah?! Then why was he purring his head off?!
Was he purring, or was he groaning?
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