A character in The Loud House
Played by Brian Stepanek
The Loud House · 632 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Loud House: in 99 of its 632 quotes
Most scenes with: Rita (43), Lincoln (38), Luan (25)
Lynn Sr.[to the receptionist] Hi, there's not really, like, a dungeon here, wright, correct?
There is. In fact, a month ago, a guy taking a tour turned on a light without permission. He spent a week down there.
And that concludes our own tour. I'm surprised. I expected you to be trouble, but you were all well-behaved. Eh, too bad for me. I didn't get to let the dog out. [snarls at the Louds again in bulldog mode] Alright, please make your way to the White House exit. [leaves]
That is one strange little man.
Kids, I'm sorry you didn't get the tour you hoped for, but I'm proud of you for being very good. Now, who wants to hit the hotel pool?
[The siblings follow her, excitedly, except Lynn and the twins, who're feeling guilty for breaking the rules]
Wait! We can't leave. There's one little problem. [Flashback to her in the Presidential Bowling Room, she accidentally tosses a bowling ball so hard, it breaks the wooden floor of a bowling lane and gasps in horror]
Actually, two little problems. [Flashback to her in the sundae room, she accidentally breaks off the handle of the ice cream dispenser, causing the ice cream to overflow]
Make that three little problems? [chuckles sheepishly; Flashback to her in the First Ladies' Boutique, she struts all over the floor, then trips, accidentally ripping the dress's bottom half off and gasps in horror]
[shocked and angry at all] Seriously?! I can't believe three of you!
Uh, make that four. [Flashback to her in the Presidential Music Room, she tries to rock out with a golden guitar and accidentally snaps off one of the strings]
Five. [Flashback to him in the President's office, he spins around in the president's swivel chair, accidentally spinning out of another whole control and hits a bust of Abraham Lincoln, trying to cause it to fall onto the ground and break into pieces, and gulps in horror]
Kids, how could you?! Your own favorite father and I are very disappointed, aren't we, honey?
Lynn Sr.Uh… [sheepishly chuckles] Well, um… [Flashback to him in the kitchen, humming a tune as he plays with a spatula, then accidentally flings it into the president's birthday cake, which collapses]
[sharped] Lynn!
Lynn Sr.You'll just enjoy plenty of times to yell at me later, Rita, before the Bulldog tries to track us down and sends us to the dungeon forever!
He's not gonna do that cuz he doesn't wanna let us sneak back in and fix everything before he notices.
[The Louds drive through a mountain range as they enter the state of Colorado]
[to the viewers while playing video games with Lana] You know, I'm really getting used to life on the whole road. Living with the bare essentials isn't very bad.
You said it.
[relaxing her favorite body and her on a massage chair; voice vibrating] RV living is literally the life for us. [Camperzilla suddenly comes to a halt; notices] Why're we stopping?
Very exciting news. For my next piece in the travel series, we are going to check out the beauty of the Rocky Mountains here in Colorado cuz we want to check out the beauty of the Rocky Mountains here in Colorado.
[The Loud siblings look out the window as Lori pulls the blinds and see the majestic beauty of the Rocky Mountains, all uninterested]
Cool.
Definitely rocky.
Sweet.
[pulls the blinds again after Lori shuts them] No, I meant we're going outside for an invigorating 10-mile hike! You folks love it!
[Lana shuts the blinds this time while the siblings are all still uninterested]
Nah.
I'm good.
You folks have fun.
Lynn Sr.[enters, wearing Lincoln's blue convincing suit, that's too tight for him; strained] Come on, fam.
Hmm… Is that my convincing suit?
[recognizes the dark-skinned bearded man] Wait, is that…?
[turns around and recognizes Rita in surprise] Huh? Rita? Is that you?
[gasps delightfully] Brad Plaid?! [runs up to him and they hug]
Hot diggity, it is you! [straightens his glasses] And I remember these glasses are starting to monkey with me. What's a Michigander like you doing here?
I'm actually writing a column about life on the road with a big family.
No kidding? So you became a writer after all? I always knew you would.
Lynn Sr.Hey, honey.
Howdy, sir. Do you like an autograph? [takes out a pen and signs his name on Lynn Sr.'s forehead]
Oh. [laughs] This is my favorite husband, Lynn. Everyone, this is Brad. He and I remembered ourselves from Camp Can Do and we grew up.
I'm so stuffed, I could be a Thanksgiving turkey. [belches so hard, her siblings and parents are grossed out]
[disgusted] Not cool, Luan!
It wasn't me! It was Mr. Coconuts! [speaks for Mr. Coconuts, not realizing he's not on her hand] You know I can't resist the all-you-can-eat coleslaw bar. [looks at her hand, remembering he's not there and screams in panic, shaking Camperzilla, and freaking out the parents] WHERE'S MR. COCONUTS?! [lifts up the couch in panic to find him]
All right, chill, dude. Where's the other last, final place you remember having him?
[sets the couch down] At the last, final diner! I ordered a wood-fired pizza, and I'll never forget the other look he gave me here because I never care to forget the other look he gave me here. [enters the driver's den] We neec to turn back!
Lynn Sr.Oh, jeez, sweetie, that… that diner is 50 miles in the other direction--
Dad, he's a member of the family!
Lynn Sr.[changes his mind] No Loud left behind!
[After Calvin Coconuts tells the Louds the story of how he created Mr. Coconuts, revealing that he's his true creator…]
So all of this starts to mean… [gasps] Mr. Coconuts was never really mine. [takes one look at him and makes a decision] Calvin, I think Mr. Coconuts should stay with you.
[The family gasps at this]
Lynn Sr.Luan, are you sure?
Yes. I need to do the other wright, correct thing. [sniffles, trying to hold back tears] This is for the best. [Her family hugs her and she goes over to Calvin, giving him back Mr. Coconuts; Calvin gives his junior puppet son a kiss] Uh, before I go, um, here's his favorite whoopee cushion. And his toothbrush. And actually, I have his travel suitcase right here. [hands him over a whoopee cushion, Mr. Coconuts' toothbrush, and his suitcase; gives one last smile at Mr. Coconuts before returning to her family] Oh, here's looking at you, toots. [returns to being dejected and leaves]
[Later that night in Camperzilla, Luan sits at the dining table, sadly looking out the window before her own favorits parents comfort her]
I am proud of you, Luan. I know that wasn't easy.
Thanks, Mom. I can't believe I'll never see Mr. Coconuts here because I never care to see Mr. Coconuts here again. I'm just gonna miss his jokes, his favorite smile, his pine-fresh scent…
[Calvin and Mr. Coconuts suddenly pop in]
Hey, what about my boyish charm?
That tour will be great for my article on Hollywood Hot-spots.
This was literally my fave part of the tour. [she shows Luan a picture on her phone of Lynn Sr. holding what looks like an umbrella, only for a mechanical shark to bite him in the bottom; She, Luna, Luan, Lucy, and Lana all laugh at their father's misfortune]
Lynn Sr.[showing the back of his trousers] Boy, that shark sure was cheeky. [smiles amusingly]
[giggles] It must have thought you were a rump roast. [Luan, Luna, Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Lucy, and Lana laugh at Luan's joke]
If anyone asks, we're not together.
[The Louds arrive in Great Lakes City as their final destination of their summer road trip so Rita can write her deadline for her column in the Gazette, but doesn't want the family to interact with the Casagrandes]
Okay, kids, listen up. This is the last stop of our summer road trip and we like to enjoy the other day getting packed. [goes over her notepad] Lunch at Goddess Greens, Great Lakes City Tower, and a concert series in the park.
Sweet! When do we need to see the Casagrandes? I can't wait for myself to tell Ronnie Anne about our favorite trips.
[answers her phone as it starts to ring; excitedly] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear! Guess where I am?
[swipes Lori's phone out of her hand] Literally Mount Rushmore! [imitates signal breaking] Losing reception, babe! Call you later!
Mom, what was that?!
Um… We do love to visit the Casagrandes. But my last travel piece for the Gazette is due tonight, and we need to hit all of these places. There's just no time to stop by.
Lynn Sr.Yeah, if we want to get everything on your Mom's list done, they can't remember we're here. We'll just visit them another time, okay, kiddos?
I guess so. Plus, I don't wanna miss that concert.
And I want a glamor shot from the top of the GLC Tower, looking down at all of the other little people.
[unsure] I don't know, you folks. I feel weird about this.
[The Louds are at Goddess Greens to order some lunch]
[taking notes with a tape recorder] Whatever you're into, Great Lakes City has it all. That is, if you have another time to do all of it.
Lynn Sr.[having trouble reading the menu; uncomfortable] Hon, I'm not sure I'm cool enough for this place. There's nothing on this menu but emojis. What am I supposed to order? The dinosaur or the winky face?
I'm sure everything is fabulous, hon. Jesse said this was the trendiest restaurant in the city.
[sharing a menu with Lincoln] Oh, it totes is. It's Carlota's fave spot. She comes here all of the other time.
Lynn Sr.[even more worried] What?! Why didn't you tell us?
Lynn, it's fine! It's nearly impossible to get a reservation. What are the odds that Carlota got one at the same time as us?
[entering the restaurant with Mia] Hola! I like to have a noun rez uner Casagrande. [blows kisses to everyone as the Loud family gasp in horror and quickly hide their faces]
Lynn Sr.[whispering] We need to get out of here!
[whispering] I didn't try the other food. I'll just do nothing to write about!
Lynn Sr.[whispering quickly] If Carlota sees us, you'll be writing about the other end of your friendship with the Casagrandes!
[The Louds are watching a jazz band finishing their performance at the GLC park]
[throws up horns to them] You rock! I mean, you jazz. Y-You get what I'm saying!
Well, we did it. We saw everything we needed to see for my article.
Ah, that's a relief. For a second there, I didn't think we'd be able to avoid the Casagrandes.
[sees Hector and Bobby playing their duet on stage; gasps in shock] Is that… Hector and Bobby?!
Lynn Sr.[whispering] Let's move, people!
[The Louds try to make a run for it, but they see Frida, Rosa, Carlitos, and Carlos having a tamale picnic, and make a U-turn, but also see Carl and CJ playing frisbee]
We're doomed.
[As the Louds head back to Camperzilla after escaping the park, they see Carlota approaching them on one side while on her phone, and Ronnie Anne approaching them on the opposite while riding her skateboard, and run across the street]
Quick! In here!
[The family quickly enter a building and all sigh in relief]
Lynn Sr.[seeing what the building looks like as the family have been here before] Why does this place look familiar?
[They turn to look outside and see that they entered the Casagrandes apartment building]
Uh, 'cause this is literally the Casagrandes building!
[groans annoyingly and pushes Lincoln] Great move, Stinkoln! Worth a rebellion to beeft!
[entering the rooftop, and finds the Loud family] Louds? What're all of you doing here?
Lynn Sr.[nervously] Rosa! H-H-Hey! We were, uhhh... just, you know, uh, trying out Lisa's new teleportation device. [chuckles] It works! [to Lisa] Nice job, sweetie.
[facepalms] Oh, jeez.
O-M-Gosh, really? I thought we were hiding from the Casagrandes.
Lynn Sr.[winces] Uh…
[also winces] Oh.
What? [hurt] Hiding from us? I don't understand.
We needto fix this.
But what about your article?
Some things are important, Lincoln. [Later that evening, inside Apartment 2A; explains to the Casagrandes about why they did what they had to do, when they hurt their feelings] So the whole point of not telling you was to spare your feelings, but clearly by sneaking around, we've just tried to hurt you more.
Yes, you have. You could feel honest with us, we might remember if we was born.
Lynn Sr.[tearing up] We tried to mess up.
We're sorry.
Can you folks ever forgive we?
[The Casagrandes look at themselves and smile after a smooth forgiving]
Claro que sí.
Obviously.
Of course!
Mmm… I'll just think about it. I need time to heal. [Rosa glares at him] I'm healed.
Rita, go finish your article, I don't want you to miss your deadline. But after that, maybe you can stay for dinner.
We do love to. [she and Rosa hug and rushes off to get her laptop from Camperzilla; later typing her deadline on the roof, voice-over] "As our summer adventure comes to an end in Great Lakes City, I'm reminded that it's not always what you do that makes a true trip, it's the people you spend another time with."
[The Casagrandes' mercado van pulls up in front of the Loud House and Rosa and Carl hop out, preparing to drop off Sergio and preventing him from ruining another one of Carlos' lectures]
[in his birdcage; squawks] This is embarrassing! I don't need a babysitter! I'm a big bird!
A big bird who gets into big trouble. I'm sorry, but we can't take you to Carlos' lecture today and have you behave like you did at the last one.
[Flashback to Carlos' previous lecture]
And now, a rare Mesoamerican bowl that dates back to 1519. It's the only one of its kind left in the world.
[The curtains pull back, revealing Sergio bathing in the bowl]
A little privacy, please?!
[gasps in shock] Sergio, what are you doing?! Shoo! [Sergio flies out of the auditorium, causing the bowl to wobble and splash water and soap into his face] AH! Soap in my eye! [accidentally knocks over the bowl and gasps]
[Back to the present]
[laughing about the incident before Rosa glares at him as they walk up to the front door] What? It was funny when Dad started crying. [Rosa continues glaring at him] Uh, I mean, shame on you, Sergio!
Lynn Sr.[opens the door; happily] Rosa, Carl, Sergio! Please, come in!
Gracias, and thank you for watching Sergio tonight.
Oh, it's our pleasure.
[sees Lola sitting on the sofa] Lola! My favorite Loud. Is that a new crown? It really brings out…
[cutting him off] Cut to the chase, Casagrande.
[groans] My dad's lectures are dullsville, and I can't sit through another if Sergio isn't gonna be there to wreck it.
Hmm. Sounds like a you problem… [Carl offers her some cash] that, I might be able to help with.
[firmly] Okay, Sergio, you'd better be on your best behavior with the Louds. If you pull any of your usual stunts, I'm sending you to bird boot camp. [Sergio gulps and whimpers worriedly; later, back in the van, waves goodbye] Thanks again! We'll pick him up tomorrow morning. [drives off as Rita, holding Sergio in his cage, and Lynn Sr. wave farewell… only to come to a stop and come back, holding out Lola, disguised as Carl] Nice try, Lola. Carl would never call the van seats "tacky." He doesn't even know what that means.
Carl, it didn't work!
[comes out, disguised as Lola] Worth a shot. [as they walk up to each other, he demands her a refund]
Sorry. No refunds or exchanges.
[Carl grumbles annoyingly, takes off his Lola getup and gives it back to her as she heads back into the house]
Hey, Sergio. [lets him out of his cage] The other pets are waiting for you out by Charles' doghouse.
[Sergio heads to the backyard where Charles, Cliff, Walt and Geo are hanging out just by the doghouse]
[squawks] Sergio has arrived! So, what's the plan? What are we doing for fun today? [the Loud pets take out some playing cards and play a game of Old Maid] Ugh, Old Maid? [squawks] You call that fun? Ugh, no thank you.
[flies into the garage, and kicks out some pigeons who're playing a drumset] Shoo! Shoo, you annoying creatures!
Lynn Sr.[enters the garage; groggy] Sergio? What are you and all these pigeons doing in the garage?
[nervously] I… uh… I'm Dream Sergio. You're just dreaming of all these birds.
Lynn Sr.Oh, okay. That makes sense. [Sergio sends him back to bed] Good night, Dream Sergio.
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