[Flip and Nacho, the Farrell twins, the McBrides, and everyone in Royal Woods is ready to watch Lori and the Louds on The Dream Boat as the show is about to start]
BBryan
Welcome aboard, Romantics. I'm your beloved host, the man with a beautiful mane, Bryan Seavest. Will this season of The Dream Boat be smooth sailing? Or will a squall derail our sea queen's quest for love? Lori, are you ready to meet your suitors?
LoriLiterally, yes!
BBryan
He's a fromage from Cannes, France who makes a mean romford and speaks the language of love. Let's meet Jacques!
JJacques
[coming out from behind the curtain and waves] Bonjour, Mademoiselle. [kisses Lori's hand]
BBryan
He's a social media star with a chiseled jaw and four-hundred-thousand followers on Swifty Pick. It's Jayden!
JJayden
[walks up to Lori and extends his hand around her shoulder to take a selfie with her] Lori, I'm tired of taking selfies. I'm ready to take usies.
Lori
Ooh.
BBryan
Our next suitor is a doctor, philanthropist, former road scholar, Heisman Trophy winner. [whistles] Jeez, can I marry this guy? Come on out, Jett!
JJett
[comes out of the curtain with a bouquet of Kentucky bluegrass flowers] It's Kentucky bluegrass. A little birdie told me you were a golfer. Get it, birdie?
[In Portland, Oregon… Lori shows up at a trailer and knocks on the door, after realizing her mistake to be with Jett; The real Jeremy opens it, eating his chicharrones]
Lori
[not what she expected] Wait, you're not Jeremy.
JJeremy
Yes, I am. It's nice to finally meet you, Lori.
Lori
Huh?
JJeremy
I was supposed to be on the Dream Boat, but I got paid off by a short guy with white hair and an orange fedora. I don't think the fedora really worked, though.
Lori
[knowing that description anywhere] No one does. Sorry, I got to make a phone call.
[putting away his fedora hat] So long, Boat Lincoln. [gets a call] Hi, Lori. Wow, you look mad. [Lori drags the real Jeremy into view, sharply, knowing where this is going; gasps in shock] I can explain everything!
[Cut to Bobby arriving at the mercado in Michoacán on a stormy and gloomy night, takes off the Jeremy wig, and sheds a sad tear thinking he's lost Lori forever, then suddenly hears the door open and turns around]
Lori
[teasingly] Hey, Jeremy.
Lori, you figured it out.
Lori
Mmm-hmm.
Wait, but what are you doing here? Why aren't you with Jett?
Lori
'Cause he's not you. [tearing up] All that time on the ship, I kept being drawn to Jeremy. And now I know why. You're the only first mate for me, Boo Boo Bear.
[also tearing up] Oh, Babe, you're the only first mate for me, too.
[They embrace each other as the rain stops and the sun comes out and shines; Then they hear some familiar awwing, come out, and gasp; Both the Loud and Casagrande families are outside happily watching them reunite]
[points to Lincoln] Lincoln told us everything.
[Lincoln grins sheepishly]
And we were not going to miss this.
[The two families hug them; Bobby sobs again over all the love]
Translation: I love you guys.
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