[Flip and Nacho, the Farrell twins, the McBrides, and everyone in Royal Woods is ready to watch Lori and the Louds on The Dream Boat as the show is about to start]
Welcome aboard, Romantics. I'm your beloved host, the man with a beautiful mane, Bryan Seavest. Will this season of The Dream Boat be smooth sailing? Or will a squall derail our sea queen's quest for love? Lori, are you ready to meet your suitors?
Literally, yes!
He's a fromage from Cannes, France who makes a mean romford and speaks the language of love. Let's meet Jacques!
[coming out from behind the curtain and waves] Bonjour, Mademoiselle. [kisses Lori's hand]
He's a social media star with a chiseled jaw and four-hundred-thousand followers on Swifty Pick. It's Jayden!
[walks up to Lori and extends his hand around her shoulder to take a selfie with her] Lori, I'm tired of taking selfies. I'm ready to take usies.
Ooh.
Our next suitor is a doctor, philanthropist, former road scholar, Heisman Trophy winner. [whistles] Jeez, can I marry this guy? Come on out, Jett!
[comes out of the curtain with a bouquet of Kentucky bluegrass flowers] It's Kentucky bluegrass. A little birdie told me you were a golfer. Get it, birdie?
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