[Ronnie Anne walks out of her room, wearing a white floral dress, white socks, and Mary Janes]
[in her folklorico dress walks to her with CJ, wearing a white shirt and shorts, red neckerchief, and sandals] Ronnie Anne, where are my clothes?! Is this one of your practical jokes?!
Ronnie AnneNo, I thought it was laundry day. But I did put a whoopee cushion on Abuelo's chair.
[sits down offscreen] Oop, ah, excuse me!
[walks up, wearing white floral underwear] Why are my chonies so fancy?
[walks up, wearing a sombrero, brown leather jacket, vest and pants, green tie, and white pointy boots] I don't think these are my pants but I like 'em! And there are little toys on my shoes! [plays with the spurs on his boots] Wee!
[sees her nietos back into their regular outfits; horrified] ¡Familia! Why are you in those clothes?! Go get dressed.
Ronnie Anne
Abuela, what's going on?
Just do this for me, por favor.
It's too late! Mama Lupe is here! I have to go pick her up.
Ronnie Anne
I thought you were excited to see your mom.
I am, I just hope she survives the visit.
KKids
[out of sync] What, why?
I didn't want to put this on you kids, but if Mama Lupe finds out we're not carrying on our family traditions, she could…
[squawks] Go adiós, forever.
[The kids gasp in horrified shock]
[enters with Frida] Once my cousin, Tacho, gave Mama Lupe fast-food tacos. The shock almost did her in.
[sitting on her knees, wailing in despair] MY MASTERPIECE! [sobs and Par plays mournful music. Mama Lupe site up and Ronnie Anne goes to her.]
Ronnie Anne
Are you okay?
[Suddenly Lalo knocks her over and Sergio falls out of her backpack, along with her Spanish flashcards.]
[Squawks] We're busted! [Flees]
Spanish flashcards? [Turns to Ronnie Anne.] You can't SPEAK Spanish?! [To the rest] You don't know how to make enchiladas properly, and that goat is clearly a dog! [The family doesn't object.] This is worse than the time Dacho gave me those fast-food tacos!
DGDelivery Guy
[Arrives] Someone order fast-food tacos?
[Clutches her heart] "¡Mi corazón!" [faints]
Here at Hong's, we take your feedback seriously. From now on, all animals are welcome.
Ronnie Anne
Hey, Bobby, don't you think that's going a bit too far?
I'm on a hot streak, Ronnie Anne! And the customer is always right. [Bunnies are suddenly everywhere; panicking] The customer is not always right!
The roof looks amazing, Ronnie Anne. I love the camping theme.
Ronnie Anne
Thanks, Sid, I'm so nervous, it's the first time I'm hosting a big slumber party.
Just think of it like a s'more! You're great at sleeping, and you're great at parties, mash them together and you get... [Does so and eats it] Greatest slumber party EVER!!! [Jumps up in the air and pumps her fists]
Ronnie Anne
[Eats a s'more and does a hand shake with Sid] And the perfect combo, just like us. [They make an explosion sound]
Ronnie Anne
Carl, Adelaide, can I speak to you over here? Sorry guys, the slumber party's just for me and my friends, we're doing big kid stuff.
Amateurs, I could beat that in my sleep.
Yeah, watch. [puts a slice in her mouth and Carl stretches it, but it gets flung and takes down a pigeon which lands and gets stuck in Laird's hair]
Sorry Adelaide, big kids only.
Ronnie Anne
Maybe next time.
Or… this time. [clears his throat and wails loudly] ABUELA!!! RONNIE ANNE WON'T LET US CAMP ON THE ROOF WITH HER!!! [echoes]
[appears behind the girls] Ronalda! [The girls are startled as they yelp] You must always include others, especially to familia. [Carl and Adelaide nod in agreement while sneering] Let them stay for a little while, at least until they go to bed.
Ronnie Anne
[sighs annoyingly] Fine. [to Carl and Adelaide] You can join the party.
Ronnie Anne
Abuela, we can't just pack up and leave. Where would we even go?
I'm sorry, mija, but we must leave ASAP.
Bobby, I'm already home for the weekend. You guys should stay with my family. Then I could literally see your Boo-Boo Bear face in person. [kisses the camera]
You hear that, Abuela? Can we stay with the Louds? Please, please, please, please, please?
Really, Lori? Are you sure that's okay with your family?
Oh, they'll be totally cool with it.
RLRita and Lynn Sr.
We are totally not cool with it.
Come on, guys. They need our help.
Kiddo, we'd never turn our backs on the Casagrandes, but–
There's so many of us and so many of them, and so many of us! Maybe it would be best if we called them and– [Doorbell rings]
[rushes to the front door; excitedly] They're here, they're here, they're here!
Ronnie Anne
[holding a tray of tamales as Lincoln opens the door] Hey, Lincoln!
[Nighttime]
See? Who needs the bathroom?
Ronnie Anne
Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.
[Luna, Luan, Carl, and Lola show up brushing their teeth too]
[as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!
Ronnie Anne
On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying on Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.
[in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]
[The Casagrandes are all revealed sleeping in Lynn and Lucy's room, most in coffins]
Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]
[groans] I want to go back home.
I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!
[shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]
[Carlota, Maria, and Lalo are sharing Lynn's bed]
Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]
[Carlota and Maria both rip the comforter while fighting over it]
[as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!
[squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.
Ronnie Anne
Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.
There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]
[The Casagrandes all scream in panic]
Ronnie Anne
Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!
Mija, it might be hard, but at least we're not in Bad Luck City.
Ronnie Anne
[as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.
Ronnie Anne
The only way we're going to the woods is if Abuela drags us kicking and screaming.
[Outside the Loud House, Rosa is carrying her kids kicking and screaming like Ronnie Anne said]
Mama, be reasonable. [His mama gives him a dirty look] Oh, I hear the woods are lovely this time of year.
[Frida sighs]
[The Casagrandes are all at Flip's getting gas]
Ronnie Anne
As soon as that gas tank is full, our lives will be over.
Think they have Wi-Fi in the woods? [Carl, CJ, and Bobby roll their eyes; groans] Couldn't you let me live in hope?!
Ronnie Anne
May as well enjoy this last bit of civilization before we become forest people, I guess. I'm going to use a real bathroom while I still can.
Ronnie Anne
Ernesto Estrella?!
Ronnie Anne
You lied about Great Lakes City being cursed because of a pimple?!
Oh, an angry fan. Estrella out! [hides in his cape]
Ronnie Anne
You're not on TV right now. That's not going to work. Thanks to you, my abuela made us leave Great Lakes City, and now she's taking us to live in the woods.
Aye, I didn't see that coming. I'm so sorry, muchacha. I never thought my words could cause so much trouble. Please, let me try to fix this.
Ronnie Anne
[gets in his face, threateningly] You better fix this!
[laughs, scared] You're very scary for your size.
Ronnie Anne
Hmm. Bobby you're acting weird.
I am? [Carlota's phone ringer goes off and switches to cat mode, walks up to Lalo and Sergio as Lalo's napping and wakes up; he and Lalo snarl at each other and start fighting]
[looking at her phone] Okay, this is bananas!
Ronnie Anne
Right?
Karen and Dana wore the same outfit to Rebecca's party.
Ronnie Anne
No, I mean Bobby. He's scratching, purring, and fighting with Lalo. [goes in and breaks up the fight]
[jumps out of Bobby's mouth] He's worse than a cat!
Ronnie Anne
[gasps] He's not worse, Bobby is a cat!
What's going on? Why does everyone look so sad?
Bobby, there's something we have to tell you.
[5 MINUTES LATER…]
[freaked out] Wait, what?! I'm gonna be a cat forever?
Ronnie Anne
It's okay Bobby, we'll figure something out.
No, I can't do this to you guys. Farewell, humans! [sets off the store service bell, now thinks he is a cat, and runs away]
Ronnie Anne
Don't worry guys, he's my brother, I'll be able to track him down in no time.
Guys, Artemio Alcaraz's review of Mama's art just went live.
Ronnie Anne
Nice, must be good right?
What?! But he said her stuff was a wonder!
And breath-taking, I know. [reads the review] "Frida Puga-Casagrande's art is a wonder... I wonder how it could be so bad."
Ronnie Anne
What? Let me see that. [takes Carlota's phone, reading the rest] "Her sculptures are a vision of horror. While her painting is breath-taking in it's ability to make me feel disgust." [gasps in horror at the next part] "She should quit being an artist."
[The Casagrande kids gasp]
Wow, none of those words mean what I thought they meant.
This will break Mama's heart.
Ronnie Anne
Not if she never sees it.
Good idea! [grabs Carlota's phone and throws it in the trash, much to her annoyance]
Ronnie Anne
[walks down the hall with her sleeping bag, packed up, humming; bumps into her grandparents, looking cross as they block her way to the door; grunts] Uh, can I just get to the door?
Sergio tells us you're camping in Great Lakes City Cemetery tonight.
Mis bebes? At a cemetery? At night?! Nunca!
Ronnie Anne
Well, that's the point. Legend has it 40 years ago, a group known as the Fearless Four spent the entire night in the cemetery. No one's been brave enough to do it since. Until tonight. [points to Maria on the couch, munching on popcorn, with Carlos sitting next to her, reading a book] And Mom gave me permission!
Well, I'm her mom, and I didn't give her permission to give you permission.
Oh, come on, Mama. You let Carlos and me go when we were kids.
Heh! Maybe you'll make it longer than we did. Maria couldn't last an hour.
[scoffs] Me? You wanted to leave.
Uh, no...I'm pretty sure that was you.
I really don't think so. [pushes Carlos' book of the couch; starts getting in a cat fight with him] You gonna cry, huh? Gonna cry, widdle baby boy?
[sighing with exasperation] Aye…
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