Ernesto quotes from The Casagrandes

Ronnie Anne

Ernesto Estrella?!

Ernesto

Oh, a fan! I love fans!

Ronnie Anne

You lied about Great Lakes City being cursed because of a pimple?!

Ernesto

Oh, an angry fan. Estrella out! [hides in his cape]

Ronnie Anne

You're not on TV right now. That's not going to work. Thanks to you, my abuela made us leave Great Lakes City, and now she's taking us to live in the woods.

Ernesto

Aye, I didn't see that coming. I'm so sorry, muchacha. I never thought my words could cause so much trouble. Please, let me try to fix this.

Ronnie Anne

[gets in his face, threateningly] You better fix this!

Ernesto

[laughs, scared] You're very scary for your size.

Ernesto

Buenos dias, mis estrellitas. Today, I am talking about the water sign.

Oh, Maria, that's you.

Ernesto

A lifetime of happiness is in sight if…

If…

Ernesto

You're back with your ex by tonight. Es tu destino!

Maria, you're getting back together with Arturo. I knew it.

Ugh, ay, Mama. You know I don't believe in any of that Ernesto stuff.

Yeah, me neither. But it's so weird because the other day he predicted… [flashback to the day he was brushing his teeth, squeezes the toothpaste tube and cash comes out] I'd find treasure in the bathroom. Check it out. It smells like mint.

Money in the bathroom?! [dashes into the bathroom]

Ronnie Anne

Oh, no. We didn't do all this work just so another ex could swoop in and ruin everything!

Bobby

Yeah, let that T-Bone find his own lifetime of happiness!

Hey, would you like to have dinner with me tonight at our place?

Bobby

They have a place?!

[blushing] You remember the pizza place? I'll meet you there tonight at 7:00. I better go freshen up. [rushes off]

Ernesto

You better fix this rapido or you're gonna be stuck with this guy!

Ronnie Anne

We have to get rid of T-Bone and get Dad to the restaurant.

Bobby

I'll grab Dad and meet you there!

Ronnie Anne

Mom, Dad, are you okay?

Arturo

Mijo, what's gotten into you?!

Bobby

We did all of this work to get you two here, so we can all have a lifetime of happiness! You're not leaving here until you get back together again, just like Ernesto said.

So that's what this is about.

Arturo

Huh? Can someone tell me what's going on?

Ronnie Anne

[sighs] Ernesto Estrella predicted you guys would get back together tonight. Hearing it out loud now, it does kind of sound silly, huh?

[as she and Arturo smile at each other] I don't think it was silly. I mean, we are together tonight.

Arturo

Just not romantically.

Bobby

[disappointed] Yeah, but, it's just one dumb night. Not a lifetime.

But we'll be a family for a lifetime.

Arturo

And, hey, what if we made it a regular thing? A family pizza night every month.

Ernesto

And BOOM! A lifetime of happiness after all. Ernesto is the best-o! Estrella out!