Adelaide quotes from The Casagrandes

[gasps in surprise and amazement] Check it out. My wiggly tooth finally came out. [close-up of her mouth, open wide and a little gap where her fallen tooth used to be; whistles loudly with no fingers in her mouth] But… where did it go?

Aww, so sweet. And they lived happily ever after. Now, if I could just get out of this tree.

[With his El Dragon action figure.] Your train is mine! Along with all of the treasure inside of it![As El Falcon] Not so fast, El Dragon!

Hey Carl, wanna play tea party with us?

Tea parties are for babies!

“Fine, we didn't wanna play with you anyway.

[Gets up, dazed] Fine.

Stanley

“Hey Adelaide, wanna ride the train with your dear old dad today? You can hang in the conductor's cabin.”

[Gasps, whispers to himself.] “Conductor's cabin?” [Eavesdrops]

“I don't know Dad, I've done it tons of times already.”

Stanley

“You could blow the horn.” [Carl gasps] “And play the announcements.” [Carl goes frantic.] Wait for it, you could even bring a friend along. [Carl is hopeful, but Adelaide declines.] Bet they'd be impressed by your old man, who happens to be a… two-time GLART conductor of the month.

I'll think about it.

Ronnie Anne

Carl, Adelaide, can I speak to you over here? Sorry guys, the slumber party's just for me and my friends, we're doing big kid stuff.

Fifteen feet.

Amateurs, I could beat that in my sleep.

Yeah, watch. [puts a slice in her mouth and Carl stretches it, but it gets flung and takes down a pigeon which lands and gets stuck in Laird's hair]

Sid

Sorry Adelaide, big kids only.

Ronnie Anne

Maybe next time.

Or… this time. [clears his throat and wails loudly] ABUELA!!! RONNIE ANNE WON'T LET US CAMP ON THE ROOF WITH HER!!! [echoes]

[appears behind the girls] Ronalda! [The girls are startled as they yelp] You must always include others, especially to familia. [Carl and Adelaide nod in agreement while sneering] Let them stay for a little while, at least until they go to bed.

Ronnie Anne

[sighs annoyingly] Fine. [to Carl and Adelaide] You can join the party.

[hops in, performs an entrechat, a plié, and an arabesque] And now for the Frog Lake ballet.

Sid

Adelaide. it's K-pop time.

Sergio's crackers, got it!

[wakes up with his dark shadow covering them as they look up and see him; squawks angrily] SNACK THIEF! [Carl and Adelaide panic in fear and make a run for the door] Get back here! [charges at them, but gets slammed on the door, getting stuck; They high-five and smirk at him]

That was not a sufficient break. [hears Adelaide and the marmosets whistling from an underground tunnel] Do I hear whistling?

Well, I don't think I can fit past this, but you guys should be able to. Go on ahead.

Stanley

[narrating the story] Once upon a time, thousands of years ago, our ancestors lived in Clear Water Village. They farmed the land and enjoyed a peaceful life, until one day, the village was attacked by the infamous Han Family Bandits! [imitating the bandits] "Hand over all your food or we will destroy your village!"

Oh, no! And then they destroyed it?

Sid

Shh! Dad's getting to that! Dad, can you get to that?

Stanley

As I was saying, our calm wise, and very handsome Ancestor Chang, who some say looks a lot like me…

Focus, Dad!

Stanley

[clears throat] He realized that the Han family's hunger had driven them to a life of crime. So, he offered them a challenge. If he gave them something more delicious than anything they'd ever tasted, they'd have to spare the village. The bandits scoffed, but then Ancestor Chang gave them his goldfish bao, it delighted their eyes, filled their stomachs, and energized their bodies! The bandits lost the challenge! The Han family was so moved, that they gave up their evil ways and became the protectors of Clear Water Village. And that's the story of how this bao recipe saved the day. [holds up a goldfish bao, which sparkles] It's been passed down through our family for generations.

Ooh!

Stanley

[to his daughters] And now, it's time for me to pass the recipe down to you two, so you can make bao for the Chinese Cultural Fair today. [sniffles a bit with tears streaming down from his eyes] My little buns, making their first buns...

Sid

[pats her father on the back; touched] Aw, Dad...

Stanley

I gotta go to the park and snag the best spot before Mike Liu gets there. [chuckles] Oh, and I'm gonna need you to make 800 bao just like those two.

Sid

[giggles weakly] It sounded like he said eight hundred...

Stanley

I did. Better get started. See you at the park. [leaves again]

But it took us forever to make two!

Sid

[whining] At this rate, we'll be DAD'S age by the time we finish! There HAS to be a better way! [gets an idea] That's it!

Are you okay, Sergio?

Priscilla dumped me…AGAIN! [resumes sobbing]

Oh. I'm so sorry, Sergio.

You guys break up all the time. Just find a new girlfriend. There's plenty of birds in the sky.

I tried. Total fail. [Flashback to the moments of him trying to get a new girlfriend bird] One had terrible manners. [The female pelican launches a fish at him and he falls off] One just didn't listen. [holds up his phone showing a photo of Ronnie Anne to an owl] And for the fifth time, this is Ronnie Anne. [The owl hoots and he face palms himself; then seen having a dinner date with a female eagle] One was too aggressive. So, you like smaller birds? [The female eagle caws and picks him up and flies off into the sky; fading back to present] None lived up to sweet Priscilla.

Why did she dump you?

No idea. [holds up his phone, showing them a photo of Priscilla annoyingly massaging his feet] Look at all the fun we had together. This is her giving me a foot massage, [scrolls down to another photo of them at Sancho's place] this is us at Sancho's watching the game, [scrolls to another photo of her massaging his feet while still at Sancho's] this is her giving me a foot massage while watching the game.

She looks miserable!

Nah. That's just her resting ostrich face. [scrolls to a photo of Priscilla]

It's clear what the problem is. You didn't treat her like a princess. It's okay, I can teach you how to act like a prince and win her back.

I'm not so sure.

Look, the eagle's back for a second day!

You're hopeless.

Hopelessly in love! Don't give up on me! [begs with sad eyes]

Ugh, fine. We'll have to make it up to Priscilla, but this time, I'm coming with you, so you don't Sergio it up.

[offended] "Sergio it up?" What's that supposed to mean? [the venus flytrap bites on his head again] You got a point.

I have way cooler outfits in my closet that don't give me wedgies!

It's not for you, it's for her. Now, I'll be watching nearby and feeding you lines through my dad's old radio equipment. All you gotta do is listen to your earpiece and you'll do great.

I sure hope so.

[through earpiece] Bow and kiss the queen's hand, then say the following.

Frank, Estelle, it's truly an honor. [bows and kisses Estelle's foot, much to her approval]

Your daughter is my everything. I want to spend every waking breath beside lovely Priscilla.

Your daughter is my everything. I want to spend every waking breath beside ugly Priscilla.

I said lovely, you dope!

[stammering] I said lovely, you dope! Uh, I mean, you're so dope. High five. What?

The moment I laid my eyes on her, I said to myself… [starts hitting the radio as it starts glitching and randomly plays country music]

[starts square dancing] Yee-haw! You're listening to GLC's number one country station.

Last badge, habitat maintenance.

Awesome! I'm great at that. [confused] Uh, what is that?

It means you'll be building a home for one of our new and endangered animals. Lois, the Galapagos Tortoise.

She's beautiful!

Yes she is, CJ, and she needs a special habitat to thrive. [points to bamboos and rocks as materials] Here are some building materials. Okay, good luck. Be back in a sec! Oh, and keep this gate closed. Lois likes to run out. [closes the gate and leaves]

As group leader, I say we use bamboo for the base of a shelter.

No way, we should use rocks.

Fine, then I'm doing my own habitat.

Stanley

Chugga-chugga yoo-hoo! I'm home! [sees his daughters, Ronnie Anne, and Carl at the table]

Dad, please take a seat. How do I put this delicately?

Sid

[loudly shouting] YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB TO THAT ROBOT!!!

Stanley

What? That's impossible. Robots will never replace humans.

It's true! Mr. Vanderspeed did an evil laugh and everything!

Stanley

I can't believe it. I don't want to lose my job.

Ronnie Anne

Don't worry. We have a plan. Tomorrow morning, we're gonna prove that you're better than GLART-E. Then you can't be replaced.

Stanley

Well, I like the sound of that. Cheers.