Ronnie Anne quotes from The Casagrandes

Rosa?

Ronnie Anne?

Lynn?

Ronnie Anne

Lincoln?

[in unison with Lynn Sr.] What a surprise!

[in unison with Rosa] I can't believe this!

This is incredible!

Ronnie Anne

I know!

The Lynn-sagna!

[angrily having enough] That's it. You just got yourself uninvited from Thanksgiving!

Yeah!

Well, thank you. Now, I won't have to choke on your dry-turkey. And you can forget about coming for Christmas.

Ronnie Anne

Yeah!

Good! We don't like your soggy tamales anyway!

Yeah!

[gasps in horrified shock] This friendship is officially over!

Fine by me! Lincoln, say goodbye to Ronnie Anne forever!

You too, Ronnie Anne.

Okay, you've gotta tell me what's going on.

Ronnie Anne

This year, all of the shops on our block are competing to see who can create the scariest store. They've somehow convinced Ernesto Estrella to judge it.

Oh, he's that famous astrologist your abuela loves, right?

Ronnie Anne

Yup. That's why she's a little crazed about her horchata. She really wants to impress Ernesto with it.

Have you two been down here hugging this whole time?

Ronnie Anne

Bobby, what did I say about being lovey-dovey on Halloween?

Bobby

Sorry, Ronnie Anne, but this is a super-romantic holiday, and Lori and I wanna do it right. Well, after we finish decorating the mercado. Babe, we're in this awesome competition.

Ronnie Anne

I was just filling Lincoln in. The scariest store gets to make a commercial with Ernesto Estrella.

Bobby

It would be huge for us! And we are so gonna win.

What you got there, Ronnie Anne?

Ronnie Anne

You guys have to check out that tamale truck, these are so good!

[horrified] What are you doing?! If Abuela sees you eating that, you’re toast!

Once, she caught Tío Carlos eating a churro from the new bakery. She stopped cooking for him for a month.

[whimpers] I had to survive on frozen waffles!

She gets super jealous when any of us likes someone else’s cooking.

Ronnie Anne

[takes out her phone] One guess who it is. [answers the call]

Bobby

Hey! I told you to stay away from those Chewy Chewies! There better be 97 when I get back!

Ronnie Anne

Huh?

Bobby

And you have a code purple! Maybelle is eating grapes!

Ronnie Anne

How do you know all of that?

Bobby

Uh... Mercado instinct! Hey, did you change my music? Bobby's Mercado Mix Number 7 was carefully selected to stimulate more shopping.

Ronnie Anne

[looks at a security camera in the piñata's eye] Mercado instinct, huh? More like you're spying on us with the security camera!

Bobby

Wait! I'm not spying! What... What are you doing?! [Carl covers the camera with gum, blacking it out, as the phone hangs up] They cut me off! [worriedly freaking out] What am I gonna do?

Ronnie Anne

Bobby?

Bobby

That's right! [removes the gum off the camera] I don't appreciate being cut off! [shakes the gum off his hand] Yuck! From communication!

Ronnie Anne

Well, we didn't appreciate you spying on us. We've all helped out here and know what to do. Look around! Nothing went wrong.

Bobby

How can you say that?! The mangos smell like trout! The milk is facing the wrong way! This can is off by a centimeter!

Ronnie Anne

You're being so picky! That stuff doesn't matter!

Bobby

It matters to me! I don't need a bunch of kids coming in here and changing everything! You'll understand when you're older.

Ronnie Anne

Oh, ho, ho! I think we understand now! You're just like a Mercado run in a very specific way! [takes her apron off and gives it to her brother] So, run it yourself! [walks out]

Yeah, we quit!

We're done!

Later, jefe.

Would you chill out?! [gets up] Don't bruise the threads, man. The more successful we look, the more money people will give us. Aren't I a genius businessman? [laughs, then sees the pets cowering] Guys, what's your problem?

[whimpering] Cucuy!

[turns around, seeing the figure behind him; not scared] Okay, I get what's going on here. Nice try, Ronnie Anne. Getting back at me for kicking you off the tour? Cool red flashlight eyes. Really working it with that heavy breathing.

Ronnie Anne

[walks up, tattered and exhausted; angry at Carl] My heavy breathing is because I had to walk ALL the way home from where you ditched me! If I wasn’t so tired, I’d kick your butt! [angrily storms inside]

[suddenly scared] But, if that’s not Ronnie Anne, then it must really be... [gasps as the cucuy snarls] EL CUCUY!

[gasps as she got a text from Alisa] Shut up! Alisa just liked my vlog!

Ronnie Anne

[in unison] What?

Bobby

[in unison] Did you say Alisa?!

Quine? Is that a friend of yours?

No, no, Abuela. She's a famous musician and a judge on that singing show, "The Song." [gasps as she gets more texts from Alisa] It's her again! She's says she's on tour, here in Great Lakes City… [gasps] and she's inviting me to do her makeup and a live interview before the show! [screams in excitement]

We should all buy tickets and go. To support you.

Uh, yeah. I so with you guys could come, but the show's been sold out for months. Bummer.

Ronnie Anne

Whoa! Alisa just sent you 10 free tickets!

When Ronnie Anne was a baby, she had the cutest little pompis. And she used to go... [wiggles his butt] "Toot-toot-toot! Toot-toot-toot!"

Ronnie Anne

Ugh! I don't how I'll ever live down the pompis tooting disaster.

I know. And I thought I had it bad with everyone calling me, "Carl Casa-chonies."

Ronnie Anne

Okay, I hate to say it, but school without Abuelo was awesome.

[counting a huge wad of cash] I'll say, my torta sales were through the roof.

[fending off the lobsters with her camera] BACK, YOU HARD-SHELLED BEASTS!

[surrounded by lots of boxes] I have no idea where I am.

Ronnie Anne

Ever since we moved here, you spend all your time at the mercado or talking to Lori. You should find a BFF. My life here got way better once I met Sid.

Sid

O, M, G! (Runs up and hugs Ronnie Anne) I came down for sugar, but got something much sweeter!

Ronnie Anne

You know what? Rocko's training can wait, Sid. I have to help Bobby a new friend today.

Bobby

Really?

Ronnie Anne

Yup, we're gonna find you, your Sid.

Sid

Ooh! Good luck! I can't wait to meet the other me!

Mr. Scully, we weren't expecting you.

I'm here to install the new smoke detectors. Figure since the Changs are away, I'll start there.

Ronnie Anne

Wait, you can't install anything on an empty stomach, Abuela was just about to start cooking.

You know me, always cooking.

Are you feeling okay? You seem a little jumpy.

Ronnie Anne

Abuela, that's enough salsa dancing.

This is the only hiding place left!

Bobby

But I don't like the spin cycle.

[Flies in] Scully's done, he's headed home.

Ronnie Anne

Yes! We're in the clear.

I can't believe our plan worked.

Of course it did, we kicked butt.

[Notices something about his cage.] Why is this cage empty?

Ronnie Anne

Oh, that's Cam's cage, he's probably just camouflaging himself.

[Feels inside the cage] Nope, he's gone.

Bobby

So you're telling me that a snake with the power to be invisible is loose in the building?! [Faints]

[panicked squawk] Not your squeaky toy! [Big Tony bites his feathered tail]

Ronnie Anne

Guys, that's my homework!

Big Tony and Little Sal, keep it down! We're guests.

Bobby

I'm just gonna say it. Vito's a terrible roommate!

Ronnie Anne

The worst!

Ronnie Anne

[she and Bobby gasp] Lalo, language!