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Sergio quotes from The Casagrandes

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2nd most-quoted character in The Casagrandes: in 101 of its 329 quotes
Most scenes with: Carl (34), Ronnie Anne (32), Rosa (32)

Lines by Sergio 14

SSergio

See you on the flip side! I've got a party to get to! [the Loud pets are thrilled with excitement and ask if they could come too] Oh, you want to come. Oh, me and my big beak. [sees the pets all giving him pleading puppy eyes as if they still want to come] I mean, of course you can come.

SSergio

[spots the Loud pets sleeping in the sofa through the living room window after failing to open it; knocks to get their attention] Psst! Open up and let me in! [smiles while giving them a thumbs-up; the pets wake up, see him, and yawn before Walt turns off the lights and go back to sleep; gasps] Is this about the party not being at the big fountain downtown? It was a joke! Can't you take a joke? [the pets blow raspberries at him in jealousy and resume sleeping; now annoyed] Fine. Don't need you guys anyway. I'll find my own way in. You'll see! Sergio is unstoppable! [goes to the backyard and tries to ram his way through the doggy door, but it turns out to be sealed on the other side with wooden planks] I'm gonna have to use my brain and not my brawn. [flies up to the window of Lori and Leni's bedroom and knocks to get Leni's attention] Leni, you're dreaming. I'm Dream Sergio. Open the window. [Leni shrugs, gets out of bed, but walks to the closet instead and opens it, and collapses on the floor resuming to sleep; gets an idea and goes on top of the roof] Down the chimney like old St. Nick. [dives into the chimney and struggles to squeeze his body in, then crashes from the fireplace and into the living room, covered in soot; to the Loud pets as they glare at him in irritation] Ah! Told you I was unstoppable! [spins to get the soot off him and coughs; the Loud pets storm off into the kitchen, all fed up with his selfishness; groans] I get it. You're still mad about the party. [follows them as Cliff removes the planks from the blocked doggy door, for when they've been deceived] Let's talk about it like grown animals. [the pets exit through the doggy door, still ignoring him and not wanting to be bothered by the likes of him; groans again; grumpily] Real mature, guys!

SSergio

[worried] I'm doomed! The Louds are gonna wake up, see this mess, and rat me out to Rosa! I'm going to bird boot camp for sure! [sees the Loud pets laughing at his misfortune and approaches them] Just the pets I wanted to see! Can you help me get rid of these pigeons? You're kind of my last hope. [the pets scoff in denial and go into Charles' doghouse, still jealous of his selfishness] I deserve that. [forcefully apologizes] Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't very nice to you (since I showed up) today. [the pets peek their heads out, cautiously] I should have been cool with what you wanted to do. [the pets gesture him to keep going] And I shouldn't have lied about the party. [another gesture] And I shouldn't have been so insulting. [one more gesture] And I'm sorry for being a big-beaked jerk. [sadly turns away, accepting the consequences; the pets look at each other and decided to forgive him by offering him a hug; touched] Oh, thank goodness. [joins the hug] Boy, you really made me work for it. [breaks out of the hug] Okay, so how are we gonna get rid of these featherbrains?

SSergio

[going through his wardrobe] Ah, what to wear? [goes into his wardrobe and comes out wearing different outfits; groans] I hate all my clothes!

SSergio

[opens a second trash can that's full of dirty diapers; disgusted] OH! [quickly closes it] Fuchi! Health code violation!

[Flores Park; Lalo tosses the frisbee into the air and Sergio misses the catch as it gets into the tree]

SSergio

I got it! [flies up to the tree, gets the frisbee, and finds a nest that’s also sitting there; remorseful] Aww, Sancho and I always woke up there after parties. [groans] Wonder where Sancho's sleeping now. [In his imagination, Sancho is in his jail cell, scratching down the number of days with words entitled, "Days in Pound because of Sergio" on the wall and hugs his pillow, feeling completely lonely; jumps down from the tree] Oh. Park is boring. [throws the frisbee away] Let's go somewhere else. [rides on Lalo out of the park to a dumpster across the street] Oh, Sancho and I used to eat here all the time. [squawks sadly] Wonder what he's eating now. [In his second imagination, Marcus serves Sancho a bowl with only one celery and Sancho sobs; Little later, he and Lalo exit the pizzeria restaurant carrying a pizza box and walk to a TV store; On TV, two pigeons are seen arguing; fully upset] Aw, our favorite TV show. I wonder what Sancho is watching right now. [In his third imagination, Sancho is watching from a broken TV program of two bored pigeons talking to each other in a ruined setting, then bursts into tears; shaking with his hands on his head in guilt] What have I done?! Sancho may be a pain in the beak, but he's my best friend! We gotta save him! [he and Lalo set off to the pound]

SSergio

Where are we gonna get a baby? [cut to him tied up in a sandbox at the park, wearing a baby bonnet] Me and my big beak. [Carl stuffs a pacifier into his mouth]

Scenes with Sergio 87

[After Ronnie Anne and Sergio are tied with the same score, they get into each other's faces, arguing]

Sudden death!

SSergio

You cheated!

SSidney

No way! That jacket is ours!

[While they argue, Hector walks onto the game and starts doing some dance moves]

SSergio

You dance like a human!

Uh-uh! Rematch! You'll never beat my high score because you never need to beat my high score!

SSergio

I'm becoming the K-pop King, baby!

Benchwarmer!

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