Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!
Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!
[squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!
Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.
I'm gonna have to watch it in the mercado. My shift's about to start.
It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.
[rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.
I'm glad you could tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.
Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.
[Ronnie Anne is almost coming out of the living room, but Frida calls her]
Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!
Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.
Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.
Shh! How can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.
But what about your article?
Some things are more important, Lincoln. [Later that evening, inside Apartment 2A, explains the Casagrandes about why they did what they had to do, when they hurt their feelings] So the whole point of not telling you was to spare your feelings, but clearly by sneaking around, we've hurt you even more.
Yes, you have. You could have been honest with us, we would have understood.
[tearing up] We messed up.
LSLoud siblings
We're really sorry.
Can you guys ever forgive us?
[The Casagrandes look at each other and smile after a smooth forgiving]
Mmm… I'll think about it. I need time to heal. [Rosa glares at him] I'm healed.
Rita, go finish your article, I don't want you to miss your deadline. But after that, maybe you can all stay for dinner.
We'd love to. [she and Rosa hug and rushes off to get her laptop from Camperzilla; later typing her deadline on the roof, voice-over] "As our summer adventure comes to an end in Great Lakes City, I'm reminded that it's not always what you do that makes a trip, it's the people you spend time with."
That's right! [removes the gum off the camera] I don't appreciate being cut off! [shakes the gum off his hand] Yuck! From communication!
Well, we didn't appreciate you spying on us. We've all helped out here and know what to do. Look around! Nothing went wrong.
How can you say that?! The mangos smell like trout! The milk is facing the wrong way! This can is off by a centimeter!
You're being so picky! That stuff doesn't matter!
It matters to me! I don't need a bunch of kids coming in here and changing everything! You'll understand when you're older.
Oh, ho, ho! I think we understand now! You're just like a Mercado run in a very specific way! [takes her apron off and gives it to her brother] So, run it yourself! [walks out]
This is the only hiding place left!
But I don't like the spin cycle.
[Flies in] Scully's done, he's headed home.
[Back in the Changs' apartment, the kids return with the animals.]
I can't believe our plan worked.
Of course it did, we kicked butt.
CCJ
[Notices something about his cage.] Why is this cage empty?
Oh, that's Cam's cage, he's probably just camouflaging himself.
CCJ
[Feels inside the cage] Nope, he's gone.
So you're telling me that a snake with the power to be invisible is loose in the building?! [Faints]
[Nighttime]
CCJ
See? Who needs the bathroom?
Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.
[Luna, Luan, Carl, and Lola show up brushing their teeth too]
[as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!
On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying on Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.
[in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]
[The Casagrandes are all revealed sleeping in Lynn and Lucy's room, most in coffins]
Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]
[groans] I want to go back home.
I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!
[shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]
[Carlota, Maria, and Lalo are sharing Lynn's bed]
Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]
[Carlota and Maria both rip the comforter while fighting over it]
[as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!
[squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.
Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.
There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]
[The Casagrandes all scream in panic]
Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!
Mija, it might be hard, but at least we're not in Bad Luck City.
[as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.
Guys, Artemio Alcaraz's review of Mama's art just went live.
Nice, must be good right?
What?! But he said her stuff was a wonder!
And breath-taking, I know. [reads the review] "Frida Puga-Casagrande's art is a wonder... I wonder how it could be so bad."
What? Let me see that. [takes Carlota's phone, reading the rest] "Her sculptures are a vision of horror. While her painting is breath-taking in it's ability to make me feel disgust." [gasps in horror at the next part] "She should quit being an artist."
[The Casagrande kids gasp]
Wow, none of those words mean what I thought they meant.
This will break Mama's heart.
Not if she never sees it.
Good idea! [grabs Carlota's phone and throws it in the trash, much to her annoyance]
What a shift. My vacation could not come at a better time. What happened? You look like you all just ran a marathon.
CCJ
More like danced a marathon.
I just miss everything, don't I? Ronnie Anne your feet are swollen, you should be elevating them.
You are not fine. [looks at everyone] In fact, you all look pretty beat up.
CCJ
[takes a piece of foil] This isn't gold, it's just chocolate wrappers.
And the wrappers are coupons. [reading] "Congratulations you found the golden treasure. Here's 30% off for your dining pleasure. Sincerely, Pancho Villa's Tacos."
[Everyone except Carlos, looks at Hector, growling crossly at him]
[enraged] Abuelo, you just let us out on a wild goose chase for coupons?!
Oh yeah, Pancho Villa's Tacos. Now I remember, Rosa and I had our first date there. Ha. I must have saved that message in a bottle as a souvenir.
Next stop, disappointment. Chugga chugga boo-hoo.
How are you going to make it up to us, Hector? The least you could do is buy us all some tacos.
"Operation Sitter-be-gone" was a success, and it's a beautiful day for flying!
CCJ
[noticing the direction they're going] Uh, Mom? The planes are that way.
Oh, you're not here for the planes.
CCCarl and CJ
[shocked] What?!
The only reason you're here, is because no one else will watch you. So while we enjoy our flight, you three can sit on that bench and think about what you've done.
[The three boys walk over to a bench that's made out of crates]
Aw, I hate thinking about what I've done. Can we put the bench on the airplane?
[excited] Is that who I think it is?!
[The kids run to the window]
He didn't tell us he was coming!
CCCJ, Carl, and Carlota
Grandpa Danny!
You're gonna love him, Ronnie Anne. He's a movie stuntman!
[The kids rush outside of the apartment building]
[walks to the window, looks down; displeased] Oh, no. Not that bobo again.
I got this! Show me anger, despair, passion!
[Lalo grunts harder, then lets off a fart and pants in exhaustion]
CCJ
[disgusted] He's got gassy down!
I've got a better way. Lalo, just think of something really sad. It's what I do to get out of punishments.
[Lalo softly thinks for a second; Flashback to him as a puppy playing his red ball toy, the ball falls in the sewer and he bursts into tears; End of flashback, he floods up the living room with his tears as he continues crying]
[standing on the sofa] Whoa, he's good.
CCJ
Wow, check out the TV! [presses a button on the remote and the screen shows Lalo on set, wearing a motion capture suit]
Hey, there's Lalo on set!
CCJ
Does that suit look too tight for him?
[relaxing on the massage chair] It's slimming. He'll be fine.
Yeah, you're probably right. Whoa, this TV has video games!
[Vito moans in disappointment and leaves]
[Bobby gasps as he and Carlota both see what the boys have done]
[horrified] What did you guys do?!
[smugly] Uh-uh-uh, you said we could. [takes out his phone]
[plays the recording; through recording] Hey, Carlota. Uh, can we get the snow cone machine out of the storage room and make shaved ice for dinner?
[through recording] Sure, sounds good. [over the barrel] Ugh! Fine, my bad. But when Abuela sees this mess, we're all in for chancla time.
CCCarlitos, Carl, and CJ
[horrfied] Chancla time?!
RARonnie Anne, Sergio, and CJ
Gatos, Gatos, Gatos, Gatos!
[bursts into the mercado with a broomstick] Gatos?! Where, where?!
Not real cats, Abuela. [points to the orange team banner] The soccer team!
Oh. Well, before those real gatos get here, I'll be able to feel ready. [leaves the mercado]
I don't know what you are very excited about. Everyone knows the gatos lose every game.
This is not a real game. [rips off his sweater, revealing a gato t-shirt] It's the Crosslake Championship!
[mockingly] Oh. So they're gonna be big losers! I've got my money on anyone who's not The Gatos. [rips off his own shirt, revealing a t-shirt with a "No" sign covering the team logo]
[aghast; comes from behind the counter and bumps Vito] Just wait. Our star player, Picosito, is gonna win this year. After he's hot, ay-yi-yi, he's hot!
Too bad he's been ice cold for years.
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