Sid quotes from The Casagrandes

Sid

This breakfast bot is gonna cook everything: eggs, bacon, toast, pancakes. How's your robot coming?

Sid

[takes off the Lucha Libre mask] Yes?

Sid

Me too. [They both hug]

Ronnie Anne

Sudden death!

You cheated!

No way! That jacket is ours!

You dance like a human!

Ronnie Anne

Uh-uh! Rematch! You'll never beat my high score because you never need to beat my high score!

I'm becoming the K-pop King, baby!

Sid

Benchwarmer!

Ronnie Anne

Morning, Bruno, I'll have the Great Lakes City special, one dog dragged through the garden.

You want a hot dog with the works, at 9 AM?

Ronnie Anne

Yup.

[sighs] You sure I can't interest you in a danish or something?

Sid

Excuse me, can I get one Great Lakes City Special?

Ronnie Anne

[she gestures towards her] See? This girl gets it. [She gives her a thumbs up as well. She takes the hot dog from Bruno and rides away.] Later, dude!

Ronnie Anne

Ever since we moved here, you spend all your time at the mercado or talking to Lori. You should find a BFF. My life here got way better once I met Sid.

Sid

O, M, G! (Runs up and hugs Ronnie Anne) I came down for sugar, but got something much sweeter!

Ronnie Anne

You know what? Rocko's training can wait, Sid. I have to help Bobby a new friend today.

Bobby

Really?

Ronnie Anne

Yup, we're gonna find you, your Sid.

Sid

Ooh! Good luck! I can't wait to meet the other me!

Sid

The roof looks amazing, Ronnie Anne. I love the camping theme.

Ronnie Anne

Thanks, Sid, I'm so nervous, it's the first time I'm hosting a big slumber party.

Sid

Just think of it like a s'more! You're great at sleeping, and you're great at parties, mash them together and you get... [Does so and eats it] Greatest slumber party EVER!!! [Jumps up in the air and pumps her fists]

Ronnie Anne

[Eats a s'more and does a hand shake with Sid] And the perfect combo, just like us. [They make an explosion sound]

Ronnie Anne

Carl, Adelaide, can I speak to you over here? Sorry guys, the slumber party's just for me and my friends, we're doing big kid stuff.

Fifteen feet.

Amateurs, I could beat that in my sleep.

Yeah, watch. [puts a slice in her mouth and Carl stretches it, but it gets flung and takes down a pigeon which lands and gets stuck in Laird's hair]

Sid

Sorry Adelaide, big kids only.

Ronnie Anne

Maybe next time.

Or… this time. [clears his throat and wails loudly] ABUELA!!! RONNIE ANNE WON'T LET US CAMP ON THE ROOF WITH HER!!! [echoes]

[appears behind the girls] Ronalda! [The girls are startled as they yelp] You must always include others, especially to familia. [Carl and Adelaide nod in agreement while sneering] Let them stay for a little while, at least until they go to bed.

Ronnie Anne

[sighs annoyingly] Fine. [to Carl and Adelaide] You can join the party.

[hops in, performs an entrechat, a plié, and an arabesque] And now for the Frog Lake ballet.

Sid

Adelaide. it's K-pop time.

We got you!

¿Que? What's going on here?

Ronnie Anne

We know it was you scaring us, we figured it out last night. [flashback to the Casagrande apartment] Mom, it was so scary. There was a skeleton and a zombie and a spider!

It's okay, mija. [she and her hermano realize something] Wait... Carlos, isn't that what scared us when we were kids?

It is.

Sid

[eating a tamale] It was so scary, I'm not gonna sleep for weeks.

Ronnie Anne

Sid, where'd you get that tamale?

Sid

The spider dropped it.

Rosa, your tamales gave us away!

You weren't complaining when you were stuffing your face.

Ronnie Anne

Anyway, we realized it was you who scared us.

And us. I mean, uh, Maira.

Oh you wish.

Ronnie Anne

So my friends and I teamed up with Mom and Tío Carlos to get you guys back.

We did?

Ronnie Anne

Laird, I thought you knew?

No! No one tells me anything! I've been genuinely terrified all night.

It's good to see you finally being responsible, Sergio.

You bet I am.

Ronnie Anne

[enters with Sid, both catching their breath] There they are! We's been looking all over for those birds!

You mean my birds. I named them, Sergio Jr. and Sergio Jr-Jr.

Sid

Actually, they're African black egret chicks. And their names are Yoon and Kwan.

Ronnie Anne

We left them in the incubator nest last night. But when we came back this morning, they were gone.

Sid

My mom put me in charge of them, 'cause their mama wasn't feeling well. Thank you SO much for taking care of them!

Oh. [starting to tear up] They have a mom that isn't me? [sniffles] Thank goodness.

Sid

You'll be happy to know that she's all better and waiting for them at the zoo.

Oh. [sniffling] Great.

Ronnie Anne

[surprised] Sergio, are you crying?

[wiping his eyes] Tears of joy. I'm finally getting rid of these kids.

A parent never wants to let go. [pulls Carlos out of nowhere, petting his head and kissing him, to his confusion]

[replugs the router] What's the big deal? It's just Spoon Yan!

Sid

It's Yoon Kwan!

Ronnie Anne

And it is a big deal!

Sorry, tickets now sold out.

No!

Sid

[furiously at Sergio, along with Ronnie Anne and Breakfast Bot] He ruined our chance to see 12 is Midnight!

[nervously] What's that, Rosa? Coming! [skedaddles and Breakfast Bot flings a burnt toast at him, hitting him off-screen]

Sup, shredders. [sees Ronnie Anne and Sid bummed out] What's wrong?

Sid

We couldn't score 12 is Midnight tickets. Life as we know it is over! [stuffs her face into her mashed potatoes and pours the gravy over her head]

I might be able to help you guys.

Ronnie Anne

You have two extra tickets?

No, but my dad's food truck is selling Cuban sandwiches at the concert. He could use some extra help. If you don't mind working in the truck, you can see the show.

Sid

Ronnie Anne! [Comes through the shelf] My BFF radar just told me that something amazing was happening to you!

Bobby

That's impressive. She just won two VIP tickets to Dairyland.

Sid

[Not knowing about Lincoln] Wow! We're going to Dairyland!!! [Hugging Ronnie Anne] Eeeeeeee!!!