[clinks her glass] I'd like to make a toast. Bobby, Lori. I just want to say how much it means to have you here with us. [tears up] I don't know if I can't get through this.
[clinks his glass] Uh, excuse me if I might. I'm sure it means a lot to you, Rita, but with all respect, it means more to us.
Well, Hector, that seems really unlikely because nothing means more to us, 'kay?
[Lori and Bobby look at their relatives worried and the mountain of food melts down.]
Forget the toast. I can say it so much better with music! [starts playing his guitar] We love Bobby and Lori more than... [Lynn Sr. elbows Luna and she dashes off] ...Anyone in the world.
[brings in her axe and starts playing, cutting Hector off] FAMILY!
[Her playing is then cut short when her axe gets unplugged, revealing that was Carl's doing and she glares at him]
LLola
[viscously] How DARE YOU! [violently attacks Carl]
Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!
Well, if you don’t like it, YOU'RE WELCOME TO LEAVE! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.
That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us?! [hugs Bobby tightly]
[hugs Lori as well] Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!
[pleading while intervening] Guys, guys, please stop!
LCLouds (except Lily) and Casagrandes
STAY OUT OF THIS!
Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here, gnawing on your "dry-bird?"
[Lynn Sr. breaks down, sobbing]
[comforting her husband as he sobs] The turgooseon is delicious, the only problem is, you're lumpy gravy!
GGravybot
[enters the dining room] Did someone say gravy? [squirts gravy on Rita as she shrieks]
[bumps Gravybot aside] No. They don't deserve it.
[Gravybot smashes into the wall and gravy flies up]
[jumps towards her siblings] Look out below!
[The gravy splatters on Gravybot, he then malfunctions out of control, squirting gravy everywhere, and all over on Frida's painting]
[gasps horrifyingly] My painting!
[The Louds arrive in Great Lakes City as their final destination of their summer road trip so Rita can write her deadline for her column in the Gazette, but doesn't want the family to interact with the Casagrandes]
Okay, kids, listen up. This is the last stop of our summer road trip and we have a packed day. [goes over her notepad] Lunch at Goddess Greens, Great Lakes City Tower, and a concert series in the park.
Sweet! When do we get to see the Casagrandes? I can't wait to tell Ronnie Anne all about our trip.
[answers her phone as it rings; excitedly] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear! Guess where I am?
[swipes Lori's phone out of her hand] Literally Mount Rushmore! [imitates signal breaking] Losing reception, babe! Call you later!
Um… We would love to visit the Casagrandes. But my last travel piece for the Gazette is due tonight, and we have to hit all these places. There's just no time to stop by.
Yeah, if we want to get everything on your Mom's list done, they can't know we're here. We'll visit 'em another time, okay, kiddos?
I guess so. Plus, I don't wanna miss that concert.
LLola
And I want a glamor shot from the top of the GLC Tower, looking down at all the little people.
[unsure] I don't know, you guys. I feel weird about this.
[The Casagrandes' mercado van pulls up in front of the Loud House and Rosa and Carl hop out, preparing to drop off Sergio and preventing him from ruining another one of Carlos' lectures]
[in his birdcage; squawks] This is embarrassing! I don't need a babysitter! I'm a big bird!
A big bird who gets into big trouble. I'm sorry, but we can't take you to Carlos' lecture today and have you behave like you did at the last one.
[Flashback to Carlos' previous lecture]
And now, a rare Mesoamerican bowl that dates back to 1519. It's the only one of its kind left in the world.
[The curtains pull back, revealing Sergio bathing in the bowl]
A little privacy, please?!
[gasps in shock] Sergio, what are you doing?! Shoo! [Sergio flies out of the auditorium, causing the bowl to wobble and splash water and soap into his face] AH! Soap in my eye! [accidentally knocks over the bowl and gasps]
[Back to the present]
[laughing about the incident before Rosa glares at him] What? It was funny when Dad started crying. [Rosa continues glaring at him] Uh, I mean, shame on you, Sergio!
[opens the door; happily] Rosa, Carl, Sergio! Please, come in!
Gracias, and thank you for watching Sergio tonight.
[sees Lola sitting on the sofa] Lola! My favorite Loud. Is that a new crown? It really brings out…
LLola
Cut to the chase, Casagrande.
[groans] My dad's lectures are dullsville, and I can't sit through another if Sergio isn't gonna be there to wreck it.
LLola
Hmm. Sounds like a you problem… [Carl offers her some cash] that, I might be able to help with.
[firmly] Okay, Sergio, you'd better be on your best behavior with the Louds. If you pull any of your usual stunts, I'm sending you to bird boot camp. [Sergio gulps and whimpers worriedly; later, back in the van, waves goodbye] Thanks again! We'll pick him up tomorrow morning. [drives off as Rita, holding Sergio in his cage, and Lynn Sr. wave farewell… only to come to a stop and come back, holding out Lola, disguised as Carl] Nice try, Lola. Carl would never call the van seats "tacky." He doesn't even know what that means.
LLola
Carl, it didn't work!
[comes out, disguised as Lola] Worth a shot. [as they walk up to each other, he demands her a refund]
LLola
Sorry. No refunds or exchanges.
[Carl grumbles annoyingly, takes off his Lola getup and gives it back to her as she heads back into the house]
Hey, Sergio. [lets him out of his cage] The other pets are waiting for you out by Charles' doghouse.
[Sergio heads to the backyard where Charles, Cliff, Walt and Geo are hanging out just by the doghouse]
[squawks] Sergio has arrived! So, what's the plan? What are we doing for fun today? [the Loud pets take out some playing cards and play a game of Old Maid] Ugh, Old Maid? [squawks] You call that fun? Ugh, no, thank you.
[Nighttime]
See? Who needs the bathroom?
Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.
[Luna, Luan, Carl, and Lola show up brushing their teeth too]
LLola
[as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!
On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying on Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.
[in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]
[The Casagrandes are all revealed sleeping in Lynn and Lucy's room, most in coffins]
Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]
[groans] I want to go back home.
I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!
[shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]
[Carlota, Maria, and Lalo are sharing Lynn's bed]
Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]
[Carlota and Maria both rip the comforter while fighting over it]
[as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!
[squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.
Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.
There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]
[The Casagrandes all scream in panic]
Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!
Mija, it might be hard, but at least we're not in Bad Luck City.
[as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.
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