Carl, Adelaide, can I speak to you over here? Sorry guys, the slumber party's just for me and my friends, we're doing big kid stuff.
Amateurs, I could beat that in my sleep.
Yeah, watch. [puts a slice in her mouth and Carl stretches it, but it gets flung and takes down a pigeon which lands and gets stuck in Laird's hair]
Sorry Adelaide, big kids only.
Or… this time. [clears his throat and wails loudly] ABUELA!!! RONNIE ANNE WON'T LET US CAMP ON THE ROOF WITH HER!!! [echoes]
[appears behind the girls] Ronalda! [The girls are startled as they yelp] You must always include others, especially to familia. [Carl and Adelaide nod in agreement while sneering] Let them stay for a little while, at least until they go to bed.
[sighs annoyingly] Fine. [to Carl and Adelaide] You can join the party.
¿Que? What's going on here?
We know it was you scaring us, we figured it out last night. [flashback to the Casagrande apartment] Mom, it was so scary. There was a skeleton and a zombie and a spider!
It's okay, mija. [she and her hermano realize something] Wait... Carlos, isn't that what scared us when we were kids?
[eating a tamale] It was so scary, I'm not gonna sleep for weeks.
Sid, where'd you get that tamale?
[The wrapper reads 'MADE BY ROSA'; Carlos, Maria and Ronnie Anne gasp, followed by Sid, who keeps eating; flashback ends]
Rosa, your tamales gave us away!
You weren't complaining when you were stuffing your face.
Anyway, we realized it was you who scared us.
And us. I mean, uh, Maira.
So my friends and I teamed up with Mom and Tío Carlos to get you guys back.
Laird, I thought you knew?
LLaird
No! No one tells me anything! I've been genuinely terrified all night.
It's a long walk to the arcade. You might need some wheels.
[Carlitos looks around and sees Laird holding his skateboard]
LLaird
[calling out] You coming down, Ronnie Anne? I finally perfected my move. [hops on] I call it, "the Laird-inator." [Carlitos looks up the sky, seeing a group of pigeons swarming down, picks up a cracker box] Come on, Laird. You got this. You just have to believe in yourself! [Carlitos throws the crackers on his head; jumps, but is unknowingly picked up by the pigeons] Wow, I'm getting some serious air!
What year is it? How long have I been frozen?
LLaird
This is heaven on-- [gets hit by a dodgeball]
DDodge
Hey! Can we get our ball back?
Hey, Dodge. Here you go. [throws the ball back at her] We were wondering if we could share the gym with you since it's too cold outside to skate.
DDodge
Oh, of course you can… Not!
[Her teammates laugh rudely]
Oh, come on. The gym's big enough for all of us.
DDodge
Too bad. We were here, first. Now take your boards, and go! [throws the ball at the door as it opens]
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