The Big Bang Theory · Season 10
[Leonard, Sheldon and Howard walk into an empty apartment]
[looks around the empty room] The Air Force did it again! They're erasing our lives!
[looks at the door] Third floor. Wrong apartment.
Although, if anyone would clean out your apartment and disappear, it'd be Penny.
She might disappear, but she's definitely not cleaning anything.
[over Skype] I gave you one job! Keep an eye on him. How hard is that?
We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic.
Which he only did once.
Why didn't you tell me?
We didn't want you to worry.
Should I worry?
No. Come on, it's Sheldon. Nothing is gonna happen.
That's what you said to me when I started dating him. And then five years later, bingo-bango, something happened.
Yeah, but you're gonna be back in three months.
You don't get it. I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time. All she's got to do is tip it over and point it at her fries.
Well, what do you want us to do?
I don't know. Might be the New Jersey talking, but this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.
That's ridiculous. As far as we know, all that happened is two scientists had lunch.
Yeah, but one of those scientists is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer.
Come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon. [pause] Because he only has eyes for you!
Nice try.
Thanks, I was scrambling.
Okay let's try this. Think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys people like to collect.
I already do.
Well, then you get it.
[realizing] Oh! Because there's only one of me, I'm more valuable.
Right!
Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.
.... Let's forget the toy thing, okay?
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