[over Skype] I gave you one job! Keep an eye on him. How hard is that?
We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic.
Which he only did once.
Why didn't you tell me?
We didn't want you to worry.
Should I worry?
No. Come on, it's Sheldon. Nothing is gonna happen.
That's what you said to me when I started dating him. And then five years later, bingo-bango, something happened.
Yeah, but you're gonna be back in three months.
You don't get it. I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time. All she's got to do is tip it over and point it at her fries.
Well, what do you want us to do?
I don't know. Might be the New Jersey talking, but this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.
That's ridiculous. As far as we know, all that happened is two scientists had lunch.
Yeah, but one of those scientists is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer.
Come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon. [pause] Because he only has eyes for you!
Nice try.
Thanks, I was scrambling.
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