Amy Farrah Fowler quotes from The Big Bang Theory

Amy

Some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.

Penny

No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.

Amy

If you don't mind me asking, why did you and your wife split up?

Oh, you know how it is. We wanted different things. I wanted children, and she wanted a pastry chef named Jean-Philippe.

Amy

Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry.

Ah, that's fine. That's why I left England. It reminded me too much of her - cold, gloomy and easily accessed by a Frenchman through a tunnel.

Bernadette

He spent an entire date talking about how much he loves Sheldon.

Amy

It's nothing Sheldon hasn't done before.

Amy

I'm just... really nervous.

Sheldon

Why?

Amy

I've been waiting for this for so long. I've just built it up in my head. I don't know what to expect.

Sheldon

Neither do I. But... we can find out together.

Amy

Hi Sheldon, what's new?

Sheldon

My friends are jerks and I'm mad at all of them.

Amy

I said "what's new," but sure...

Mary

So Alfred, what is it that you do for a living?

Oh, I'm an anthropologist. I study ancient peoples and cultures.

Mary

My goodness, so all the way back to the Flood.

Sheldon

Don't laugh. She wasn't joking.

Amy

Play with your phone.

Well, on that note there are many cultures that have an apocalyptic flood as a part of their mythology.

Mary

I don't have a mythology. I have the unerring Word of God. But that's very interesting.

Oh. I don't mean to disparage your faith. Actually I admire it.

Mary

Really?

Yes, I'm an agnostic myself, but I prayed, many times, to God to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.

Mary

Well, he came close. Turned her into a giant block of ice.

When Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.

Amy Farrah Fowler

Does that help?

Penny

For a while, then he comes back.

Penny

You know, I had no idea CalTech is exactly like my high school.

Amy

Well, it's not exactly like it. You know, we're all extremely smart.

Penny

Wow. You popular girls are mean.

Penny

Do they know why the pipe burst?

Amy

They didn't say.

Leonard

Buildings that have a combination of copper and galvanised fuel are susceptible to paint holes and corrosion caused by the mobility of ions in the water. [Penny and Amy look at him in disgust] You can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.

Amy

Sheldon, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the scientist in you. Given the five week end date, isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment and collect data on our compatibility?

Sheldon

Don't try luring me in with sexy talk.

Leonard

Okay, Star Trek: The Original Series, the Enterprise was on a 5-year mission exploring new worlds. Think of this as your personal 5-week mission to do the same.

Sheldon

If you want to lure me in with sexy talk that's how you do it!

Penny

Don't be proud of that!

Amy

Okay, well for starters, there's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.

Penny

Sheldon, what do you say to that?

Sheldon

I think we should see other people.

Amy

You know, with us living together, maybe we could think about having people over?

Sheldon

We have people over all the time. We have the maintenance people, the pizza delivery man, that UPS driver who feels the need to ask how parts of me are hanging.

Amy

You know what I meant.

Sheldon

Alright, fine. Let's say that we're to entertain people, what type of gathering did you have in mind? A meal? Lunch, brunch, dinner, afternoon tea? Formal tea? Is it a party? And if so, what kind of party is it? Cocktail party, a Tupperware party? Is it a surprise party? Boy I hope it's not a West Coast party, because according to the man on the radio, "West Coast party don't stop".

Amy

I'm sorry I mentioned it.

Sheldon

Oh, don't be. You get your hopes up, I knock them down. That's called teamwork.

Sheldon

You know, if you like I could call your landlord and complain.

Amy

Thanks, but you don't have to.

Sheldon

Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.

Sheldon

And you realize what the next step is.

Amy

Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.

Sheldon

Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.

Amy

Ever since I met Penny, I've been envious of her looks.

Penny

Awww. Thank you.

Amy

That's why I was so happy when you cut your hair off.

Penny

WHAT?!?

Amy

You know what I mean. You were still hot, but more like a "Why'd that hot girl cut off all her hair?" hot.

Penny

[to Leonard] Well, you liked my short hair, right?

Leonard

Yeah, I... loved it. Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject.

Penny

[to the group] Seriously? None of you liked it?

Bernadette

I thought it was brave. Does that count as liking it?

Penny

You know, how come nobody's talking about Howard's dopey haircut?

Bernadette

I think he looks cute.

Howard

I think you're cure.

I think you're both cute.

Penny

I think I hate all of you nerds!