Amy and Dave in “The Mystery Date Observation”

Amy

If you don't mind me asking, why did you and your wife split up?

Oh, you know how it is. We wanted different things. I wanted children, and she wanted a pastry chef named Jean-Philippe.

Amy

Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry.

Ah, that's fine. That's why I left England. It reminded me too much of her - cold, gloomy and easily accessed by a Frenchman through a tunnel.