Barry quotes from The Big Bang Theory

Leonard

Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated.

Barry

What's wrong with him?

He's depressed, because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.

Barry

We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls. That's why we fight wobots. If you're not there, you'll be exposed to widicule.

[addressing Barry's rhotacism] I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

Leonard

Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated.

What's wwong with him?

He's depressed, because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.

Barry

We'we aww pathetic and cweepy and can't get giwws. That's why we fight wobots. If you'we not thewe, you'ww be exposed to widicule.

[addressing Barry's rhotacism] I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

Barry

You got SIWI, huh? The voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. [To SIRI] SIWI, can you wecommend a westewaunt?

I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecommend a westewaunt."

Barry

Wisten to me. Not westewaunt, "westewaunt."

I don't know what you mean by "not westewaunt, 'westewaunt.'"

Barry

See, totaw cwap. You suck, SIWI.

Hey, don't talk to her like that! She's a lady.

Barry

[scoffs] Weww, that "wady" took high-wes pictuwes of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist. Water!

Barry

Gentlemen, welcome to the fencing club. Before we start, I just want to warn you, fencing isn't a joke. I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be like Star Wars.

Leonard

That's not why we're here.

Yeah, I'm here because I think it's gonna be like Game of Thrones.

Howard

And maybe a little Princess Bride.

Ooh, ooh! I forgot about Princess Bride! That's my answer!

Sheldon

Excuse me, Barry?

Barry

Yes?

Sheldon

When can I stab one of my friends?

Barry

In fencing, we don't call it a stab. We call it a touch.

Sheldon

Uh, yes, I'm aware. But if I say I want to touch one of my friends, I'll get called into Human Resources.

Barry

Be honest, if the shoe was on the other foot, would you do this for me?

Leonard

Yes.

Sheldon

No chance.

Leonard

What are you doing?

Sheldon

He said be honest, so I was honest. Didn't your mother tell you? It's the best policy.