Arthur quotes from The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon

You may find this hard to believe, but I didn't have any friends growing up.

You know, I get that.

Sheldon

But, um, I did have you. And every day at 4 o’clock you’d come to my house on channel 68 and we’d do science together. If it hadn't been for you, who knows what would have become of me. You know, instead of a world class physicist I could have wound up a hobo … or a surgeon.

Leonard

I bet there are important discoveries made every day because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science. In a way their discoveries are your discoveries.

Sheldon

It’s true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders.

Arthur

Well thanks, thanks, you guys. That means a lot.

Leonard

It’s important you know how much mean to us.

Sheldon

Professor Proton, it is an honor to meet you.

Arthur

Just call me Arthur.

Sheldon

Leonard. Did you hear that? Professor Proton said that I should call him Arthur. That means we’re friends.

Arthur

No. A friend would have told me about the elevator.

Sheldon

Look at me. I can get as close to you as I want without my Mom saying its going to ruin my eyes.

Arthur

Is he dangerous?

Leonard

Actually he’s a genius.

Sheldon

I am.

Arthur

That doesn't answer my question.

Sheldon

You've come to me because you're my Obi-Wan.

Arthur

I'm not familiar with that. Is that an Internet?

Sheldon

Wow. You're dead, so I'm gonna let that slide.

Sheldon

Hello, Arthur.

Arthur

What part of "Rest in Peace" don't you understand?

Sheldon

I suppose you're here because you heard the news.

Arthur

Sheldon, I'm a figment of your imagination. I don't hear news.

Sheldon

You're a grumpy figment.