Impresario Clone quotes from The Awesomes

Gadget Gal

Ugh, his sense of humor.

Impresario

Would you call it "crusty"?

Gadget Gal

I call Seaman very crusty.

Impresario

Ahh, thank you.

Impresario

What's the matter with you guys? You're gay, and you're probably gay.

Concierge

I am not gay. I am practical.

You did not save me any bread?

Impresario

I didn't know that was my job.

I am sleeping with you, so give me what I want. Right now, I want bread.

Isn't he so much better than Mr. Awesome? With his muscles and his veins popping out of his neck, throbbing with testosterone, just waiting to tear my clothes off and have me right there on the floor--I hate him!

Impresario

Well, I... better start unpacking. Both my suitcase and everything you just said.

Concierge

Gadget Gal, no one wants to buy your old junk.

Impresario

What she's trying to say is your garage sale sign is missing a "B."

I'm going to show you an inkblot, and you tell me what you see.

Muscleman

Umm, an inkblot.

Hotwire

A butterfly.

Impresario

The cat after Muscleman juggled it to death.

Concierge

Break-dancing skeleton.

Tim

Alan Moore's The Watchmen.

Gadget Gal

The pubic hair of Lillian Gish.

Impresario

Muscleman, what is wrong with your hearing?

Muscleman

You know, I think I got water in my ear when we fought Seaman.

Impresario

That was two weeks ago.

Muscleman

To Mexico? Sign me up.

Oh, no, do not tell me you are going skiing. You're going to wreck both your damn legs.

Impresario

We're not skiing, Mama. We're just crossing a lava flow in a booby-trapped dungeon temple.

All right, just so long as it's not skiing. You know that's how we lost Sonny Bono.

Gadget Gal

Thanks again for designing these dresses, Impresario.

Impresario

Well, what was I going to do, let you pick something out? Two women who think haute couture is when the dressing room at K-Mart gets a little sweaty?

Muscleman

Royal flush, baby.

Impresario

Uh, we're playing Uno.

Tim

What's the Gay Mafia?

Impresario

The world's first openly gay super villain team.

Tim

Good for them, except the villain part.

Impresario

They're into all kinds of shady rackets. Counterfeiting antiques, blackmailing closeted celebrities, interior design.

Had a change of heart, Frantic?

Frantic

I've decided it's not fair to make people come out before they're ready.

Impresario

Or to, you know, poison them to death.

Frantic

People should be able to decide for themselves whether they want to be out of the closet.

Impresario

Or be alive or dead.

Dr. Malocchio

How did you know where to find me?

Gadget Gal

I remembered that back when you were good and you used to help out The Awesomes, the first thing you would do after every mission was to run home to see your wife.

Tim

Ah, that's so sweet.

Gadget Gal

You always talked about how excited you were to have sex with her.

Impresario

Less sweet.

Gadget Gal

You would even talk about your favorite position.

Tim

That's enough.

Gadget Gal

The wet sailor.

Dr. Malocchio

Ah, the wet sailor.

Tim

Ah, please stop.

Gadget Gal

The fact is, you always put your family on top.

Muscleman

I spy something beginning with G.

Impresario

Gadget Gal.

Muscleman

You are good at this.

Impresario

It's the third time you've done her.

Gadget Gal

That ties you with Burt Lancaster.