Lady Malocchio quotes from The Awesomes

You need to understand that everybody's not just heroes and villains. Look around this room. Hero. Weirdo. Hero eating a hero. Ex-villain, and possibly ghost husband. Another weirdo. Hero/traitor/hero/pregnant lady. Everybody's got a little something something.

Mm. How good is this? It's like chocolate, but you drink it. And instead of regular, it's warm.

Yeah, Mom, it's hot chocolate.

Can you believe she's not dead anymore?

I know. I'm so happy.

First I have two kids, then one, then two again. How can I keep track?

Hotwire

Mom, you're in the Dames of Danger?

I can't tell you, baby, 'cause it's a secret. That's the first thing they told me when I joined the Dames of Danger!

We should be celebrating our womanhood, especially on the night of the "Chick" Woman Magazine Awards.

Hotwire

Chic, mom.

(holds up a purse) Oh, thank you, baby. I bought it at Marshall's.

Ghost husband? It's about time you showed up. I hope you're here to protect me and not haunt me, but either way it will be fun to have a spooky spirit around.

Okay, I am not a ghost, I'm alive and I need your help.

Well, let's make sweet ghost love first and then we can discuss all of that later. Let's get you out of that sheet and into my sheets.

I'm not wearing a sheet because I'm not a ghost.

Hello, daughter's soon-to-be baby daddy.

Prock

We should probably come up with something better to call me than that.

How about Harold? That's a pretty name for a pretty boy.

Would you eat a cookie if you were on a diet?

Prock

I would if it would save the world!

I'd eat a cookie any day.