The GayFather quotes from The Awesomes

Like a straight man just finding out about skinny ties, you're too late, Awesomes.

I'm asking for Jane Fonda from Agnes of God and you're giving me Jane Fonda from Monster-in-Law.

I haven't seen that much Spandex since the Solid Gold Christmas Special, which I watched unironically.

Had a change of heart, Frantic?

Frantic

I've decided it's not fair to make people come out before they're ready.

Impresario

Or to, you know, poison them to death.

Frantic

People should be able to decide for themselves whether they want to be out of the closet.

Impresario

Or be alive or dead.