Joyce Mandrake quotes from The Awesomes

You were trying to defraud the government and the agency that has supported you for decades. And you know what we call that in Federal government? A dick move.

Good work, Hotwire. I guess in the rock, puking, seduction, puking beats seduction.

Prock

And what's going on?

By the order of the President of the United States, we are Implementing Code 33.

Muscleman

Thirty-three is my ATM PIN code.

Prock

PIN codes are four digits.

Muscleman

That probably explains why money never comes out.

Who are these people?

Prock

Oh, no. It's The Animal Kingdom.

Oh, they are so cute. Ah, look at you. You guys are precious.

Silence, whore, or I will rip your tongue from your gullet.

Wow. That is *bleep* up.

Prock

Yep.

Prock

Is there any way to appeal the decision?

Yes, you can appeal it verbally to my right now.

Prock

I feel like you're just going to say no.

Well, you won't know until you appeal.

Prock

Will you please...?

No.

Prock

But robots always turn on us.

Says who?

Prock

Says the "Robots Always Turn on Us" mural.

This morning the President signed a new bill into law. The Superhero Underage Education Act. It mandates that any superhero who is of school age must be enrolled in school and maintain a B average.

Muscleman

Man, I'm glad they didn't have that law when I was a, um, smaller me.

Concierge

You mean, a kid?

Muscleman

Kid! That's it. It was right on the tip of my... licking muscle.

Concierge

Wow.