Mrs. Sullivan and Impresario in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, no, do not tell me you are going skiing. You're going to wreck both your damn legs.

Impresario

We're not skiing, Mama. We're just crossing a lava flow in a booby-trapped dungeon temple.

All right, just so long as it's not skiing. You know that's how we lost Sonny Bono.