Frantic quotes from The Awesomes

Frantic

Oh my god! Gadget Gal's going to die, and there's nothing we can do about it? Eh, whatever, let's get back to the origin stories!

Frantic

I'll bet on Earth 4 sewers are magical places full of wonders. Or just slightly worse sewers.

Frantic

So when my alien agent called and asked if I wanted to be a judge in the Miss Global Beauty Pageant, I said abso-*bleep*-lutely. Because there's three things I love. Boobs, and looking at 'em. Yee-hah! Boobs!

Frantic

I don't understand. In the lottery commercials, people always win. I don't know what to believe anymore.

Frantic

Red carpet, red carpet! I am like a bull, except when I see red, I do not get mad. I get fabulous!

Frantic

You guys are nuts! Weddings are the best! There's free cake, dancing, and you get to see two of your cousins live happily ever after.

Frantic

Wait a second, it seems like once again something I took for a positive is revealing itself to be a negative. Curse you, switcheroos!

Frantic

Oh, come on, Prock, it'll be great! Plus, television is the perfect medium to show the world the real me. In regards to the real me, when would we start? I need a nose job, fake contacts, and that plastic surgery that makes you look like a cat. Rawr.

Frantic

Are you the monkey from Friends?

Frantic

Like that lady in the Robin Williams documentary.

Frantic

Even the fastest man on Earth can't run away from heartache. Oh, the irony!

Frantic

Oh, did I miss the gasp? Mind, why do you have to drift?

Muscleman

What's this big fellow called?

Concierge

Compost.

Frantic

What is he?

Concierge

It's a sentient mass of mutated waste.

Impresario

So it literally has *bleep* for brains.

Hotwire

Prock, should we arrest them? Or something?

Prock

For what? Lying to their son?

Impresario

My momma never lies to me. She tells me that I'm God's most beautiful creation. And she is right.

Frantic

My parents told me that when I was in my momma's belly, I ate my twin. They would tell me that a lot.

Prock

And by the way, right now you're plenty safe with us. I told Frantic to do recon.

Frantic

And I've been doing reckonin' every since. I reckon when this is over, weh should have catfish. I reckon we're in for a cold snap, and I reckon I should get some new headshots done because I'm about to be famous.

Prock

Wait, so you haven't been doing recon?

Frantic

I have not, because I do not know what that means.