[to Sheen] Meet me at the Candy Bar, Sheen… [throws the door open, revealing Jimmy and Carl cleaning up; angrily] AFTER YOU CLEAN MY HOUSE! [walks away, blowing a kiss]
That voice is seriously attractive.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Aboard the giant Yolkian chicken ship, King Goobot has gathered every villain Jimmy has defeated together for the first League of Villains meeting]
Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.
I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…
[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.
The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.
I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪
[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.
Hey, why can't I introduce myself?!
TTravoltron
'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.
You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!
If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!
Make me an offer.
Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.
My friends, we share a common enemy, an enemy who must be stopped! Evil brothers and sisters, we are gathered here to plan the elimination of... JIMMY NEUTRON! [the villains cheer and the screen shows footage of Jimmy defeating them throughout the series] For years, that pesky little genius has defeated us, humiliated us, and almost destroyed us! None of us have been able to conquer Jimmy on our own, but if we band together, we can wipe him off the face of the galaxy and let evil triumph!
I'm serious! Oh, and what part of "Girls stay behind the yellow line" did you not understand?! Perhaps you recall Love Potion 976/J?
Oh, I do. It made you fall in love with the first person you saw. Sheen fell for Libby, Jimmy fell for Cindy, and I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the… [gasps] Nothing.
And these are essence of N-Men. I synthesized them from your DNA after we achieved superpowers. Ingesting your packet will give you your powers back for 30 minutes.
Ooh, I want to be invisible again!
I want to be Special Girl for my karate competition this weekend!
I want to be Vibrating Sheen, so I can go to the bathroom all over the world!
No! Don't you guys remember what happened last time we were the N-Men?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
So, what if I don't? A lot's happened since then.
You couldn't control your powers. You got so out of control the town locked you up.
Excuse me, wasn't there also a big orange monster who went crazy and almost destroyed Retroville? Oh, that's right, it was you!
The point is, no one touches these unless there's an extreme emergency. I'm talking life-or-death situation, understand?
But, Jimmy, we won't go crazy like we did last time.
Yeah, we're older and wiser.
We've changed.
People don't change.
In order to abduct Jimmy Neutron, you'll be split into teams. First team: Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.
Ooh, we're going to have such a good time!
I've got to be with the old broad? That stinks!
[sweetly] I could just eat you up… [menacingly in her true self] and maybe I will!
Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman.
Yuck!
The feeling is mutual.
Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you Wrinkles for Dollface.
No trading! Team three: Eustace Strych and Professor Calamitous.
What?! The guy who can't complete a sentence? I can't work with that fool.
Watch your tongue, sonny, or I'll… I'll… well, I'll…
Yes, fine, get back to me on that before I go to college!
[flies off his skateboard from running into a fire hydrant and breaks his leg; whining] Why does this keep happening to me?!
[Aboard The Junkman's ship, the League of Villains circle around Jimmy]
[wakes up and gasps in horror] King Goobot, Baby Eddie, Grandma Taters, The Junkman, Eustace (Strych), Professor Calamitous, Beautiful Gorgeous, Zix, Travoltron, and Tee!
How come he said my name last?!
Hello, Jimmy. We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by. Care to go for a little ride? It will be your LAST!
[The League of Villains put Jimmy on trial]
Quiet! Quiet, I say! Quiet. Court is in session. The League of Villains vs. Jimmy Neutron. King Goobot presiding.
Wait, you're putting me on trial?!
Of course! We're doing things by the book.
What book?
"The Big Book of Sham Trials." Be seated, jury.
Do I have to sit next to stink boy here? I'm gonna throw up.
He can't smell any worse than this baby.
Hey, I'm a baby. Babies poop! What? You didn't poop when you were a baby?
Order! Order! Bailiff, control the jury.
Man, why do I got to be the bailiff? I want to be on the jury!
Too late. We already voted.
How come I didn't get a vote?
VVillains
'Cause you're not on the jury. [laughing]
Order! Order, I say! James Isaac Neutron, you are charged with blocking the spread of evil, ruining diabolical plans and being an annoying pest. How do you plead?
Well, first I have to say…
Time's up. Thank you. The jury will now read the verdict.
I didn't even get to defend myself!
Hello! This is a League of Villains. What did you expect? Jury, how do you find the defendant?
VVillains
Guilty!
What a shock.
Jimmy Neutron's sentence has been decided. We shall blast him and his annoying sidekick into deep space!
I still say we should eat him!
Mr. Noxious, would you mind staying a minimum of 20 feet away from me so that I don't get nauseous?
Gladly.
Hey, Gorgeous, after this is all over, you want to grab dinner and a movie?
Buzz off, baby.
[Baby Eddie blows raspberry at her in return]
Can we wrap this up? I have a polo lesson in two hours.
I should be able to get us back to Retroville at light speed. Look for some sort of transmitter so I can contact Carl.
I don't think that's necessary.
Why not?
They're right there.
What?!
That's them, all right. Carl's talking, Libby's drying her eyes, and Cindy's driving.
This is terrible! They're heading to save us and we're heading back to… [realizes; enraged] CINDY'S DRIVING MY ROCKET?!
I demand to know how this happened!
Well, Judy was tinkering with Jimmy's stuff. I'd ask her.
[offended] Oh, really?! Well, Mr. Let's-Push-All-the-Buttons…
Now, honey, name calling won't solve this mess you got us in. Besides, we may be here for a while. Look, some people seem to be adapting.
School is in session. Today's lesson is how to not get eaten by a giant fire ant. [squawks]
Miss Fowl, a raptor ate my homework.
MMan
So, what do you got, Sam?
Rock burgers, rock dogs and rock lobster with a side of rocks.
MMan
I'll just have soup.
One hot water! Hold the rocks!
Well, I guess we could live here. I could make curtains and paint the walls with some berry juice.
Now, that's the spirit, Sugar. Maybe it will distract you from thinking about our missing Jimbo.
[weeping] My baby!
Oopsy. There, Sugarbooger. Remember, we're in the Cretaceous Era. We've got millions of years to come up with a plan to save him.
Hugh, are you aware that most of the things you say make no sense?
Neutron, what's going on? Who's after you?
Every villain I've ever defeated has banded together to get rid of me for good!
Well, maybe if you'd gone along with my plan to come rescue you…
What plan?!
Oh, right.
Almost there!
[The League of Villains emerge from the Junkman's ship and block their way]
Bad people! Lots of bad people!
Isn't this lovely? Now, you all get to be blasted into deep space with your good friend, Jimmy!
[As Carl confusingly mixes up the N-Men packets and gives Jimmy the love potion instead, he, Sheen, Cindy and Libby have been given the wrong powers]
You took all the wrong packets!
We were given the wrong packets!
Sheen, you have super strength! Sock somebody!
[Sheen starts charging towards the Junkman to give him a big punch, but misses]
[angrily] Carl, you're in big trouble! [punches Carl in the gut, who has her invisibility powers]
Ow! I'm right next to you!
[Jimmy pours the love potion into a hollow stalagmite as a blowgun and blows it on The Junkman and Beautiful Gorgeous, making them fall in love with each other]
You're beautiful!
Kiss me, you fool!
Gotta hide somewhere so the villains don't find us.
There's the moon. We can hide there!
Good idea.
Hi, Jimmy! I missed you! Want to play a game? I can make moon castles! Want to hear a song I wrote? It's called, "I Love Jimmy." ♪ I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy… ♪
I'd rather take my chances with the villains.
Good call.
Agreed.
Can't blame you.
Word.
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