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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Ah the sea, whose water grows our gardens, whose electric eels light our homes, whose jellyfish fill our jelly donuts.

Sheen, none of those things do any of those things.

Hey! You try staying awake staring at a stupid ocean!

[grumbling sound]

What's that sound? Carl, you're supposed to watch our readings.

I'am. Their fine.

Well, what does the fuel gauge say?

It's fine. It's on "E" for…"engored with gas"…? [motor stops and hover car falling]

[Everyone is screaming]

Assume crash positions!

If you say so… [Carl and Sheen making faces]

You know what... just go back to the screaming. [Everyone screams again]

[Hover car splash in the ocean]

Is everybody okay?

Well, I'am a little concerned that we're STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!

Calm down, Sheen.

Don't tell me to calm down! This is all your fault! Anybody with a brain knows that "E" stands for... uh.... "elp yourself to some gas"!

You know, I hate to say it Jimmy, but aside from the man-eating plants, giant spiders, and vicious snakes, um… this isn't so bad.

It seems like if we stay out of the denser parts of the jungle, we should be fi… [record scratches] Did you just call me Jimmy?

Well, that is your name…

I know. I just didn't know that you knew. I thought you thought it was "Neutroid", or "Speutron", or "King Cranium" or "Frankenhead"...

I know, I know. Jimmy, why do you think we always fight back home?

Oh, that's easy, because, well, uh... maybe because... uh... Huh... I don't remember.

I don't either. I mean, I know I'm not supposed to like you, but being here on this island away from school and grades and peer pressure, it makes me realize how ridiculous that is. You're a really cool person.

R-really? [Cindy nods her head] I've sort of been thinking the same thing about you.

Really? Jimmy, if I had to be stranded on a deserted island with anybody, I'm glad it's you.

Me, too. Um, Cindy, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, well, do you think you might want to... I don't know, hang out together?

Hmm, I may have to move some appointments around, but what the heck, I accept.

I was going to share, and I ate one, but it was so good, so I ate four and I…I…I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! [throws the chocolate away] GET HIS LEGS, LIBBY! [he grabs Carl]

Sheen, you can't throw Carl overboard.

[He halts] Why not?

Because he might have more FOOD ON HIM! [they start pulling Carl back in and they hear a horn blow] Guys, did you hear something?

It wasn't me.

[gasps] It's an ocean liner! Try to get their attention!

But they're so far away.

Jimmy must keep a flare in here look around! [sees an emergency button] I think this is it.

"For emergencies only."

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! PUSH IT!

[A light points towards the ship and explosion]

PPassengers

We're okay!

Um… maybe we should just keep this to ourselves.

I won't give up! Did Lewis and Clark give up?! Did Charles Lindbergh give up?! Did Saul Hoffnitz give up?!

Who's Saul Hoffnitz?

I give up. The point is I'm not going back to Retroville without Jimmy and Cindy! I'm gonna find them even if I HAVE TO TEAR OUT EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT IN HERE!

Finished, now put your fuel ingredients into the gas tank.

[Libby and Carl put all the ingredients into the gas tank, but Sheen picks up some strange rocks and put them into the gas tank]

Sheen, what kind's of rocks are those?

Well I didn't know what shale look like, but I found these cool rocks deep in the jungle. Look!

[Sheen gives the strange rock to Jimmy]

These don't feel like rocks at all. they feel like…

[Libby screamed and they see a giant spider attack the hover car and they all hide in the rock]

Jimmy, that's the spider that made the web we saw!

I think we put some of her eggs in the gas tank!

If it destroys the hover car, we'll be stranded here forev… [record stretches]

SLSheen, Libby, and Carl

Did she just call you Jimmy?

[petting a bunch of tiny tombstones on the dirt] Rest in peace, little fleas. Everything's all right now...because I got a brand new box in the mail!

[surrounded by a group of monks chanting] Let me rephrase the word "anything". [the monks come closer to him] No. No! [screams]

[as Future Jimmy opens the door] Hi, um, are you… Jimmy Neutron?

FJFuture Jimmy

Well, lookie here. Me, Carl and Sheen back in the day. Come on in.

FCFuture Cindy

NERDTRON! Nerdtron, what are you doing?! You're supposed to be soaking my mother's feet! And if it's not done every hour on the hour, she experiences severe flaking!

FJFuture Jimmy

Cindy, can you not call me Nerdtron? [scoffs] Now that we're married?

[The word "married" repeats itself, slowing down each time.]

NO… [commercial break, after which he's still screaming] …OOO! [faints]

Wow. You just screamed for four minutes, Jim.

I'm both impressed and disturbed.

FCFuture Carl

Yeah. I remember the first time I saw Mrs. V's feet.

Me of the future, why are you a wanted criminal?

FCFuture Carl

For crimes of fashion. Dictator Libby tells everyone how to dress, but I cannot wear those shiny fabrics. They make me chafe.

They don't breathe is the problem.

FCFuture Carl

Yes! Finally, someone who understands!

Look, the birthday girl. Okay, I can explain. In the future, you're mad with power...

[enraged] Oh, I'm mad all right!

[Libby throws Jimmy, Carl and Sheen out of the house and slams the door.]

We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future.

Right. I won't let my dear, sweet Libby become a horrible dictator! Although if she wants to wear the outfit, that's cool.

Guys, look!

CCopBot

Is this the place?

[The squirrel squeaks and CopBot interrupts the party but is stopped by Butch]

KKid

Hey!

Hey, Tin Man, this is a private party! [CopBot blasts Butch] Enjoy the punch...!

Okay, just stay low and maybe he won't...

I SURRENDER! I CAN'T BE ON THE LAM MY WHOLE LIFE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LAMB--IT'S TO GAMEY!

CCopBot

Oh, look! I am now authorized to use deadly force.

[Copbot uses the lasers to shoot the trio and gets hit by Goddard]

CCopBot

Again, I fall.

Goddard! You saved us!

And take your dog, too! [slams the door]

There you are! I hope you're happy, Neutron! Your stupid robot is out there wrecking the whole... [sees the gifts smashed and destroyed] Wow. I had no idea you were so deranged.

Cindy, you've got to help us! I need to find my gift to Libby!

I organized everything by the giver's name.

Yes, but where's mine?!

You're under Z! [Points to the closet door with a sign labeled "Gifts: Z"]

Z?

For "zero."

I'll be angry about that later.

Jimmy saved the future!

That horrible dictator Libby will never plague us again! [they all look and cringe at a furious Libby] Oh. Perhaps I'd better explain.

[enraged] You and your stupid robot broke my house...

But…

Ruined my party and destroyed my gifts!

But… but…

GET OUT!!!!

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