An eventful few days. Debrief in one hour.
We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?
I'm gonna hit the shower.
I'm gonna find the doctor.
We are indeed suitably employed.
S9 E16Off the Grid
S9 E17The Scourge
All right, let's move out. Those ancient ruins aren't going to explore themselves.
Sir, I don't mean to gripe.
Permission to gripe granted.
We're being put on babysitting duty?
Don't underestimate the importance of this mission. This is the IOA. These people carry a lot of influence with the Stargate Program. How it's run, how it's funded. You should feel honored! Just, uh, don't keep them up past ten. And remember to read them a bedtime story before tucking them in for the night.
I'm telling you, today it's escorting foreign delegates on off-world tours, tomorrow it's comic book conventions and supermarket openings.
Hey look, I don't want to argue about this. I'm right, we'll leave it at that.
[sarcastic] Compelling argument. Teal'c, what do you think?
I think I should have remained with the tour.
When we get back, I'm going to help you find your own place.
That will be unnecessary.
Dude, what are friends for?
For listening when they are told that will be unnecessary.
You know what? Sit here. You cover our six. But stay alert. You'll hear the bugs coming, but the tree ferrets give no warning.
S9 E18Arthur's Mantle
That was alternate reality. This is alternate dimension. Hell, all I need is a good time-travel adventure, and I've scored the SG-1 trifecta.
Volnek! Where are you, homeboy? Come on out and show me some of those monster moves!
HHadden
We just plant two of them opposite each other, and run a trip wire right through the middle. Then all we gotta do is lure him in.
Piece of cake. While we're at it, maybe we can teach him how to speak Japanese.
[whining to Carter about how he can't eat lunch, being out of phase] Roast beef. The one time I can't eat and they serve roast beef.
[shouting at mess chef who can't hear him] Do you know how many times I've requested roast beef?!
[to Carter] This is torture.
S9 E19Crusade
[Vala has taken over Daniel Jackson's body]
It's funny, isn't it? Daniel always wanted to get in my pants, and now I'm in his.
Oh, that's not funny.
Hmm?
He can't defend himself.
I did my best to blend in. At first according to Tomin and therefore as far as the villagers were concerned I was the woman who fell from the sky which made me feel kind of special. I later learned that they always suspected I’d escaped from another village as a result of some scandal and then I started to feel much more like I’m used to.
The village was run by this complete bear of a man named Seevis, who was both barkeep and administrator which seemed the oddest contradiction. He claimed to be the most pious man in the village. If anyone strayed from the path of righteousness, it was Seevis who made sure you were severely punished for it. But seems to be a lot more leeway for sin in the religion of Origin than one would presume from all the preaching.
So it’s just like my grandma used to say. No point going to confession if you ain’t got nothing to confess.
Exactly.
You stated you had information of great importance.
I do, I do. And I'm getting there.
We get the back story. Tomin is a nice guy, Seevis is a butthead. How about you skip ahead a little?
Okay. Tomin and I got married—
Whoa, married?
Stay with me. I had no choice. I told you, he was very devout, and there's no way he would have slept with me out of wedlock.
[awkward pause]
Okay, maybe we skipped ahead a little too far.
Well, I tried to lay it out in order...Ooh, that's a bad choice of words.
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