[Vala has taken over Daniel Jackson's body]
It's funny, isn't it? Daniel always wanted to get in my pants, and now I'm in his.
Oh, that's not funny.
Hmm?
He can't defend himself.
“Crusade” · Season 9, Episode 19
In this episode: Vala Mal Doran (6), Cameron Mitchell (5), Samantha Carter (2), Teal'c (2)
I did my best to blend in. At first according to Tomin and therefore as far as the villagers were concerned I was the woman who fell from the sky which made me feel kind of special. I later learned that they always suspected I’d escaped from another village as a result of some scandal and then I started to feel much more like I’m used to.
The village was run by this complete bear of a man named Seevis, who was both barkeep and administrator which seemed the oddest contradiction. He claimed to be the most pious man in the village. If anyone strayed from the path of righteousness, it was Seevis who made sure you were severely punished for it. But seems to be a lot more leeway for sin in the religion of Origin than one would presume from all the preaching.
So it’s just like my grandma used to say. No point going to confession if you ain’t got nothing to confess.
Exactly.
You stated you had information of great importance.
I do, I do. And I'm getting there.
We get the back story. Tomin is a nice guy, Seevis is a butthead. How about you skip ahead a little?
Okay. Tomin and I got married—
Whoa, married?
Stay with me. I had no choice. I told you, he was very devout, and there's no way he would have slept with me out of wedlock.
[awkward pause]
Okay, maybe we skipped ahead a little too far.
Well, I tried to lay it out in order...Ooh, that's a bad choice of words.
You have been impregnated, without copulation.
Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified - have any of you ever heard anything like it?
W-Well.. there is one.
Darth Vader.
Really? How did that turn out?
Well, actually, I was thinking about King Arthur.
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So, this girl in the bar. Her name was Denya, and we struck up a bit of a friendship. By the looks on your faces, I can see you're not surprised I had more in common with the village harlot than I did with any of the ladies from the local knitting circle.
Don't know what you're talking about.
At least she was honest.
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