You have been impregnated, without copulation.
Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified - have any of you ever heard anything like it?
W-Well.. there is one.
Darth Vader.
Really? How did that turn out?
Well, actually, I was thinking about King Arthur.
S9 E19Crusade
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So, this girl in the bar. Her name was Denya, and we struck up a bit of a friendship. By the looks on your faces, I can see you're not surprised I had more in common with the village harlot than I did with any of the ladies from the local knitting circle.
Don't know what you're talking about.
At least she was honest.
S9 E20Camelot
[regarding the anti-Ori weapon]
Hey, has anyone stopped to figure out how this thing might work? I mean, how do you kill something that's pure energy?
Well, Merlin's research said nothing about killing. A more accurate translation would be "neutralize" or "cancel out".
Well, that still begs a lot of questions. How do you aim at something you can't see?
Clearly, it can't be a weapon in the conventional sense. See, ascended beings transcend ordinary space time as we know it. This device would have to do the same thing.
In other words, you have no idea what it might be.
Yeah, pretty much.
[SG-1 is looking around at the village]
This sure looks like the place where Merlin might have lived.
There could be dozens of villages in the area, just like this one. There is no way to be sure.
Well... there is that... [points to a sword in a stone]
This is interesting. It's a reference to Merlin's prophetic abilities. There's a similar myth on Earth. That Merlin could see the future because he actually aged backwards in time. It's not meant to be taken literally, but we have seen a lot of legends and folklore have a strong basis in fact -- Avalon, Atlantis.
The Easter bunny.
I guess there's a few exceptions.
[Daniel drops a book on the floor to wake a snoozing Mitchell]
[sarcastically] Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
No, I wasn't sleeping. Was Kel'no'reem-ing. Teal'c taught me the fundamentals.
Did he mention you should remain conscious in the process?
Yeah, I'm still working on the basics.
Uh oh.
What's "uh oh"?
Nothing happened.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
[there is a scream off screen]
JMJackson & Mitchell
Bad.
Greetings, friend. I am Merlin. The prize you seek, like the pendulum's swing, marks the passage of all that is before you.
[holding up a book] Do you recognize this?
MMeurik
It is Sangraal.
This is the Sangraal?
MMeurik
It is also known as the Blood Stone.
Of course. Sang. Blood. Blood red for the color of the jewel.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. We're talking about the Holy Grail, right? Every movie I've seen, that's a cup.
You are making a mistake. There is no curse. The black knight is a security feature created by Merlin through the use of science and advanced technology. There is no magic— [the Odyssey beams up SG-1]
[later]
Once and for all: There was no curse. This is a device. There is no magic— [the Korolev beams him up]
Boy, my timing's off today...
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