LGLt. Grogan
We kicked ass!
You got yourself shot again Grogan, don't be so cocky.
S5 E13Proving Ground
S5 E1448 Hours
Hi, Jack.
You rat bastard!
Hey, hey, hey... take it easy...
I am so gonna kick your ass!
There's people watching!
I don't care!
It wasn't me! I didn't shoot ya Jack!
Then who did?!
I don't know.
What do you know?!
Only what I read in the NID file, that you were shot and the Goa'uld escaped.
You came all the way back to Colorado Springs to tell me ya didn't do it?
I didn't think you'd believe me any other way.
I'll be in town for a couple of days. I'd like to see how things turn out. I'm at the Accent Inn checked in under the name Cassidy.
David or Shaun?
Butch.
What makes you think I care if you live or die?
CGConrad/Goa'uld
What about the host?
He tried to kill a friend of mine to save his own ass so I don't much care about him either.
CGConrad/Goa'uld
If you kill me, Teal'c dies.
Give me another choice.
CGConrad/Goa'uld
Let me go. Once I am free, I will contact you with the information.
I think Teal'c would rather I shoot you.
Is there any chance you can get the Russians to give us their DHD?
Not without giving back Alaska.
That's how the Pentagon came up with the 48 hour limit, isn't it? You told them Teal'c would be dead.
That's why it's called a deadline.
I guess that we got off on the wrong foot.
What probability factor did you use figuring that out?
Wish I didn't find you so attractive. I always had a weakness for dumb blondes.
[referring to McKay's citrus allergy] Go suck a lemon.
Very sexy. Very, very sexy
[The Russian DHD explodes.]
Wow. That never happened in the simulations.
S5 E15Summit
OOsiris
(in a female voice) What are you proposing? An alliance?
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) No. But I am offering you a position of power in exchange for your support.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) [haughtily] Osiris serves no one. You least of all.
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) You once served Isis.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) [defensive] She was my queen. She served me.
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) Interesting. Interesting that you now choose a female host. A most attractive one at that.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) You waste my time.
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) You misunderstand. I am not asking you to serve me. I must admit that I am an emmisary for a much more powerful Goa'uld..one you once knew quite well.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) Of whom do you speak?
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) Anubis.
It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that. No one ever just stops by to say "hi" any more.
You're talking about taking out the entire Goa'uld leadership?
RARen'au
(in a female voice) We are.
Welcome to the Dark Side.
Maybe not sir, but I am looking forward to meeting the Tok'ra
You'll get over it
[to Jackson] Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.
MCMaj. Carter
I thought you said he'd be going in as a slave?
The System Lord Yu.
MCMaj. Carter
Little joke there.
[sarcastic] Funny!
[Jacob is explaining how to use the Re'ol ring]
Just don't jab yourself with it.
Why?
Actually I don't know exactly. That in itself should scare you.
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