Hey, hey, hey... take it easy...
I am so gonna kick your ass!
It wasn't me! I didn't shoot ya Jack!
Only what I read in the NID file, that you were shot and the Goa'uld escaped.
You came all the way back to Colorado Springs to tell me ya didn't do it?
I didn't think you'd believe me any other way.
I'll be in town for a couple of days. I'd like to see how things turn out. I'm at the Accent Inn checked in under the name Cassidy.
What makes you think I care if you live or die?
CGConrad/Goa'uld
What about the host?
He tried to kill a friend of mine to save his own ass so I don't much care about him either.
CGConrad/Goa'uld
If you kill me, Teal'c dies.
CGConrad/Goa'uld
Let me go. Once I am free, I will contact you with the information.
I think Teal'c would rather I shoot you.
Is there any chance you can get the Russians to give us their DHD?
Not without giving back Alaska.
That's how the Pentagon came up with the 48 hour limit, isn't it? You told them Teal'c would be dead.
That's why it's called a deadline.
I guess that we got off on the wrong foot.
What probability factor did you use figuring that out?
Wish I didn't find you so attractive. I always had a weakness for dumb blondes.
[referring to McKay's citrus allergy] Go suck a lemon.
Very sexy. Very, very sexy
[The Russian DHD explodes.]
Wow. That never happened in the simulations.
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