“Summit” quotes from Stargate SG-1

(in a female voice) What are you proposing? An alliance?

(in a Normal Male Voice) No. But I am offering you a position of power in exchange for your support.

(in a female voice) [haughtily] Osiris serves no one. You least of all.

(in a Normal Male Voice) You once served Isis.

(in a female voice) [defensive] She was my queen. She served me.

(in a Normal Male Voice) Interesting. Interesting that you now choose a female host. A most attractive one at that.

(in a female voice) You waste my time.

(in a Normal Male Voice) You misunderstand. I am not asking you to serve me. I must admit that I am an emmisary for a much more powerful Goa'uld..one you once knew quite well.

(in a female voice) Of whom do you speak?

(in a Normal Male Voice) Anubis.

Col. O'Neill

It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that. No one ever just stops by to say "hi" any more.

Maj. Carter

You're talking about taking out the entire Goa'uld leadership?

(in a female voice) We are.

Col. O'Neill

Welcome to the Dark Side.

Lt. Elliot

Maybe not sir, but I am looking forward to meeting the Tok'ra

Col. O'Neill

You'll get over it

Jacob

[to Jackson] Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.

I thought you said he'd be going in as a slave?

Jacob

The System Lord Yu.

Little joke there.

Col. O'Neill

[sarcastic] Funny!

Jacob

Just don't jab yourself with it.

Daniel Jackson

Why?

Jacob

Actually I don't know exactly. That in itself should scare you.

(in a female voice) I'm cutting power to the base. The energy signature would give away our position. Now they'll have to resort to random bombardment.

Col. O'Neill

Well, that's encouraging.

(in a female voice) We will die before we give up our secrets.

Col. O'Neill

You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying.

Jacob

Daniel? How's it going?

Dr. Jackson

Oh, swell. It's kinda like Goa'uld Mardi Gras here.