Senator Kinsey appears to be most displeased. [Has a big smile on his face]
[flatly] Yeah, that's a cryin' shame, innit?
S5 E102001
I just hope we don't regret giving them those Gate addresses.
I don't think we will, the first one being a black hole and all. They get progressively darker after that.
Have you discovered something Daniel Jackson?
Oh God, I hope not. Probably, though.
S5 E11Desperate Measures
How'd you find me?
Played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. Funny, I could always find anyone anywhere but they could never find me.
Because they didn't want to.
Gonna turn me in?
Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.
I said I think I just electrocuted myself. Do you have any idea what that feels like?
GGuard
No.
[zats him] Something like that.
[Whilst wearing a bulletproof vest Jack gets shot in the arm]:
I want sleeves on my vest.
HHobo
I'm just a crazy old guy with a shopping cart full of cans.
I'm just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographic.
HHobo
Can I have them?
S5 E12Wormhole X-Treme!
CDColonel Danning
"As a matter of fact, it does say Colonel on my uniform."
[Ironic because it doesn't say Colonel on his uniform. The line may also be a response to O'Neill's rhetorical question from The First Commandment, where he asks "Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?" after Carter and Connor both refuse his orders.]
This is for scene 23? You think they have apples on an alien planet?
PMProp Master
Why not? They speak English.
Look, get some kiwis, and spray-paint them red.
PMProp Master
[pulls out script] OK, so now it'll go "Nick walks into a garden of kiwi trees, says 'How like Eden this planet is,' and bites into a painted kiwi."
OK, you're the prop master, right? So you're a master of props. So...figure it out.
(possibly a reference to Beneath the Surface, an episode in which a character is seen eating red kiwis)
LDr. Levant
Dammit, just because they're aliens and their skulls are transparent, doesn't mean they don't have rights!
[Regarding an explosion]
No, no, no, no, no, no. Bigger, much bigger.
[Regarding an explosion]
No. Look at my lips. Big-ger.
[Regarding an explosion]
Bigger! What is it about the word "bigger" that you don't understand?
I've got a concept meeting in ten minutes, and if I'm not there on time, well... well, they start without me.
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