Martin Lloyd
This is for scene 23? You think they have apples on an alien planet?
Prop Master
Why not? They speak English.
Martin Lloyd
Look, get some kiwis, and spray-paint them red.
Prop Master
[pulls out script] OK, so now it'll go "Nick walks into a garden of kiwi trees, says 'How like Eden this planet is,' and bites into a painted kiwi."
Martin Lloyd
OK, you're the prop master, right? So you're a master of props. So...figure it out.
(possibly a reference to Beneath the Surface, an episode in which a character is seen eating red kiwis)
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