Where's Teal'c?
Trying to be popular.
S5 E7Beast of Burden
BBurrock
It is our custom to welcome travelers with a drink. Will you join us?
It is our custom to drink... lead on!
S5 E8The Tomb
[Dr. Jackson has just received a telephone call informing him that a Russian SG team will soon be arriving.]
[to Maj. Carter and Col. O'Neill] The Russians are coming.
MVMaj. Vallarin
[In Russian] The greatest superpower on Earth, and they can't make a decent cup of coffee.
Are you saying he was eaten alive?
The sarcophagus would have done its best to keep him alive, so...it probably would have taken a while.
LTLt. Tolinev
My God.
Okay. That is officially the worst way to go.
MVMaj. Vallarin
Wait here.
Yes, you go down the dark hallway alone, and I'll wait here in the dark room alone.
S5 E9Between Two Fires
Narim, we understand why you're concerned, but those ion cannons could save Earth one day.
You're just going to have to trust our people won't blow each other up with them.
And if we do, we won't blame you. Promise.
Do you people practice being vague?
[O'Neill and Jackson are standing outside Narim's house]
How do you know this is Narim's house? They all look the same here.
[Narim answers the door]
'Cause that's Narim.
You're good.
GHGen. Hammond
What you're sensing as trouble could be simple internal political wrangling.
I understand that.
GHGen. Hammond
Or we could be walking into a minefield.
[O'Neill stares at Hammond for a moment]
Thank you, Sir. These little chats of ours always bring me...great joy and serve to ease my mind.
GHGen. Hammond
As far as what you told me, there seems to be an evil conspiracy among the Tollan Curia, whose apparent goal is to give us everything we ever wanted. That makes no sense.
That's what I said.
So, who are you taking orders from now?
Apparently, the one he serves has no name.
Oh, he has a name. The likes of you are simply forbidden from knowing it.
S5 E102001
GHGen. Hammond
I take it your mission was successful?
In a word, sir: yes.
In two words: yes, sir.
They don't get excited in general, General. It's like an entire planet of accountants.
Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore... turns out y'are.
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