Before riding into battle the Sioux used to say, 'It is a good day to die'
[Col. O'Neill hits Dr. Jackson on the arm for saying it, when the skies suddenly darken. Black clouds roll out of the bright clear sky and peals of thunder are heard.]
[Out of the middle of the black clouds a massive ship looking like the hammer teleportation devices descends upon the Goa'uld motherships and camp.]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is Thor's Chariot.
Teal'cAn Asgard Mothership! I've only heard of them described in Jaffa legend!
GGairwyn
The Ettins are gone. Thor sends his thanks. Without you this would not have been possible.
Well, I still think we got kind of lucky.
GGairwyn
I was to give you a message to satisfy your curiosity. They are a race that has visited your world often. They are friend of all, protector of all. Except the Goa'uld with whom they are at war.
That's fine. But I would've still liked to have met the fellow.
GGairwyn
Well like us, he says you are still much too young. As for us, we have much to rebuild. Thor promises to send an Asgard teacher to help us.
Teal'c
So Cimmeria will be a safe world again. That is good.
GGairwyn
I am also to tell you that Thor's new hammer will make the exception for the one named Teal'c. You are welcome here any time.
[Teal'c has just given Ally, a young girl, a very powerful Super Soaker water gun. She immediately uses it to squirt Teal'c, and then runs off]
Guess we shouldn't have loaded it.
Teal'c
[pulling out an even bigger Super Soaker] How else would she defend herself? [squirts Daniel, then takes off after Ally]
[wringing the water out of his shirt] Yes. How else.
[Teal'c and Jack are boxing.]
Teal'c
What is the purpose of these gloves, O'Neill?
So we don't hurt each other.
[Teal'c looks at him doubtfully.]
I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me.
Teal'c
If our purpose is to not cause each other harm, why then are we doing battle, O'Neill?
What can I tell you Teal'c, it's boxing. It's fun, c'mon!
[Jack begins dancing. When Teal'c doesn't move, he stops]:
C'mon Teal'c, you gotta move around a little. You gotta dance!
Teal'c
I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?
Teal'c, if you don't move around, you're a sittin' duck. You're a target!
[O'Neill lands a punch on Teal'c, who still is not moving]:
[Teal'c looks down at the spot on his chest where O'Neill hit him, then looks at O'Neill with raised eyebrows]:
I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
Teal'c
I am fine.
Well that's why you gotta move aroun-
[Teal'c hits O'Neill in the head, knocking him over]:
Teal'c
How was that, O'Neill?
That's good...that's...good. But, uh, think about keeping your hands up...Is my nose bleedin'?
Teal'c
You are fine.
[Teal'c and Col. O'Neill have just returned to the SGC through the Stargate]
GHGen. Hammond
How did it go?
Teal'c
[in Col. O'Neill's body] It did not go well, Gen. Hammond.
[in Teal'c's body, sarcastically] Ya think?
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, what are you doing?
Teal'c
[In Jack's body] If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head
[In Teal'c's body] You're making a joke, right?
Teal'c
[In Jack's body] I am not joking.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, you will not shave my head!
Teal'c
[In Jack's body] It is presently my head, O'Neill.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, this is only temporary!
Teal'c
[In Jack's body] And if it is not?
[In Teal'c's body] Just give them a chance to find Daniel, okay? Teal'c, I'm going to see General Hammond. Promise me you won't touch the head until I get back.
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