Teal'c quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c, you'll have to leave that here.

Teal'c

I have seen your world. I will need it.

Can't let you take your weapon, Teal'c. You—all of you—will be operating in public so you can't do or say anything that reveals the existence of the SGC or the Stargate.

Teal'c

Chicago. The windy city. Home of the Black Hawks, the Bulls and the White Sox.

Col. O'Neill

Don't forget the Cubs.

Teal'c

We will find them most vulnerable when they hover.

Dr. Jackson

Hover? Like a hummingbird?

Teal'c

With teeth.

Teal'c

You should not have attempted to rescue me from the beam. If you had not done so you would not be here now.

Col. O'Neill

Oh, you'd have done the same for me. Course, you're not going to find me walking around with one of those Goa'uld larvae in my gut, but hey.

Teal'c

It is dead.

Col. O'Neill

That's good.

Teal'c

I believe.

Col. O'Neill

You "believe"?

Teal'c

I am certain.

Col. O'Neill

Positive?

Teal'c

I am.

Col. O'Neill

Just a myth?

Teal'c

A myth.

Col. O'Neill

Good.

Teal'c

Are you considering the same tactic as I?

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c, the cliché is, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And the answer's yes.

Col. O'Neill

Alright, basic survival training. We know what we have, what do we need?

Teal'c

[stating the obvious] We have the Stargate. We need the Dial Home Device.

Col. O'Neill

Thank you, Teal'c.

Teal'c

If we are caught, you will be brought before Apophis along with us.

Col. O'Neill

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Bra'tac

No. The bridge is too well guarded.

Teal'c

I told you before O'Neill, I will not run!

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c, you're coming with us, even if I have to knock you out, and drag you out myself. Got it?

You would protect those who want to kill you?

Teal'c

I would protect those who deserve to live.

(repentant) I was mistaken. My memory was faulty. You are not he who killed my father.

Teal'c

I am the one.

No. He is dead. You have killed him.

Dr. Jackson

[inspecting a silver ball] Teal'c, what is this?

Teal'c

It is a Goa'uld long-range visual communication device. Somewhat like your television, only much further advanced.

Col. O'Neill

Think it gets Showtime?

Col. O'Neill

We've been in worse situations than this.

Teal'c

Not to my knowledge.

Teal'c

[having just zatted Daniel] Are you injured?

Dr. Jackson

Dumb question. But, thank you. I think.

Teal'c

You are welcome.

Dr. Jackson

Just don't ever do that again.

Teal'c

The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.

Col. O'Neill

General, I gave the order.

Dr. Jackson

I fired the staff at the machine.

Capt. Carter

And I... was there.

Col. O'Neill

What's with the heads? They look like those guys who used to be with Ra back on Abydos.

Teal'c

They are Horus. They guard the family of Ra. These probably guard the Goa'uld Heru-ur.

Col. O'Neill

And he'd be Ra's what? Cousin? Uncle?

Teal'c

He is the son of Ra and of Hathor.

Col. O'Neill

[sarcastic] Nice pedigree.

Dr. Jackson

Well, I guess we'll have to hold up here awhile till things calm down.

Teal'c

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.