[Teal'c and Jack are boxing.]
What is the purpose of these gloves, O'Neill?
So we don't hurt each other.
[Teal'c looks at him doubtfully.]
I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me.
If our purpose is to not cause each other harm, why then are we doing battle, O'Neill?
What can I tell you Teal'c, it's boxing. It's fun, c'mon!
[Jack begins dancing. When Teal'c doesn't move, he stops]:
C'mon Teal'c, you gotta move around a little. You gotta dance!
I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?
Teal'c, if you don't move around, you're a sittin' duck. You're a target!
[O'Neill lands a punch on Teal'c, who still is not moving]:
Ha! Like that!
[Teal'c looks down at the spot on his chest where O'Neill hit him, then looks at O'Neill with raised eyebrows]:
I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
I am fine.
Well that's why you gotta move aroun-
[Teal'c hits O'Neill in the head, knocking him over]:
How was that, O'Neill?
That's good...that's...good. But, uh, think about keeping your hands up...Is my nose bleedin'?
You are fine.
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