Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

[To O'Neill] What happened, Colonel?

[To Hammond] My Lord?

Col. O'Neill

Actually, we just call him…General Hammond.

Where is Apophis?

Col. O'Neill

He's not here. Sorry.

What have we got?

Liars! Traitors!

Easy, easy!

You will be punished! He will avenge me!

[to Jack] Who is this, sir?

Col. O'Neill

His name is Rogers. Despite appearances, he's not SGC.

I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, my Lord.

Col. O'Neill

All right, once we take the encampment, we become the defenders to buy Carter time. Is everyone clear on that? Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

What?

Col. O'Neill

Good.

Dr. Jackson

Déjà vu.

Col. O'Neill

Déjà vu.

Dr. Jackson

Déjà vu.

Dr. Jackson

How did you get in here?

Col. O'Neill

Got sick of waiting in the hall, so I let us in. You…need a new lock, by the way.

Col. O'Neill

So Bruce Jenner, sit this one out, huh?

Uh, me, why?

Col. O'Neill

You've been reassigned to another unit.

Why?

Col. O'Neill

Ok, you're being replaced.

Why?

Col. O'Neill

Because I'm intimidated by your intelligence, where's the confusion here?

Col.?

Col. O'Neill

I'm sorry, doctor. I forgot who I am.

Doctor, you're asking me to allow a known homicidal maniac to work with potentially lethal substances?

Dr. Fraiser

Yes sir. But with all due respect, Daniel may be right. Ke'ra may be an entirely different person than Linea, without the memories that made her the person she was.

Col. O'Neill

Scuse me, amnesia check? Destroyer. Of. Worlds.

Shall we embark?

Col. O'Neill

By all means. To Hell with us.

The Tok'ra have reason to believe that Sokar is preparing to launch a massive attack against the System Lords.

Col. O'Neill

Isn't that good news?

Teal'c

The chaotic and feudal nature of the System Lords fragmented rule is a far more vulnerable target than that of one all powerful Goa'uld.

Especially if that Goa'uld is Sokar.

He's really that much worse than the others?

Dr. Jackson

Of all the gods he picked to impersonate, he chose The Devil.

Dr. Jackson

Is it me, or is it actually getting hotter in here?

Col. O'Neill

Uh, little of both, probably.

Dr. Jackson

You said Hell, right?

Col. O'Neill

Well, I'm going to end up there sooner or later. Might as well check out the neighborhood, huh?

Col. O'Neill

You do understand we're not too happy to see you.

Apophis

Your insolence is music to my ears.

Apophis

Major Carter was most forthcoming.

Col. O'Neill

She didn't tell you squat. Oh by the way, neither will I.

Apophis

You are not here for information. You are here for my amusement.

Dr. Jackson

Your mate, Amonet, is dead. Sorry to ruin your day. [Pause] No, actually, I'm—I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry.

Apophis

Sokar sent word to me of Amonet's death. I did not believe it.

Dr. Jackson

Well, believe it. It's true.

Apophis

Then it must also be true that Teal'c is the murderer!

Col. O'Neill

Oh, that must just wrap things up real nice for you?

Col. O'Neill

They put that damn memory thing on me. And then they gave me something…that reminded me of the 70's.

Dr. Jackson

The Blood of Sokar.

Col. O'Neill

Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

Yeah?

Col. O'Neill

I'm going to pass out again.