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Stargate SG-1 · Season 3, Episode 9

“Rules of Engagement” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“Rules of Engagement” · Season 3, Episode 9

In this episode: Jack O'Neill (8), Capt. Rogers (4), Teal'c (3), Daniel Jackson (2), Samantha Carter (1), George Hammond (1), Janet Fraiser (1)

You came through the Stargate. This is a challenge!

The Stargate?

[Rogers realizes that he revealed too much]

HHibbard

[quietly, aside] The stargate, sir.

Stargate of course. We've been so long without challenges. [to Teal'c] I am sorry Master Jaffa. I have revealed myself. [he gives Teal'c his sidearm] You must execute me for the remainder of the day.

HHibbard

[hands his rifle to Jack] You must execute me as well.

Master Teal'c. Might I suggest we...spare them this time?

Very well...underling.

[Jack gives him a look]

We extracted high-level information from the prisoners. [slyly] Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America.

And that information could save your life one day.

[O'Neill brings the captive Rogers his lunch]

Ol' Doc Frasier says you haven't been eating.

It's poison.

It's hospital food, of course it is. [takes a bite of Rogers' sandwich, then speaks with his mouth full] Mmm, tuna…

Go to Sokar.

It's "Go to hell" actually. Which, by the way, is a very rude thing to say to a person offering you a sandwich.

It means the same.

You've got a point.

I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.

Oh, I've already begun. This…is the infamous Tuna Torture.

This is Colonel O'Neill. He is much loved by Apophis. [To O'Neill] You may address the warriors.

Apophis wanted me to tell you that you've all been doing a wonderful job. Couldn't ask for more. Well done. But, he also wanted me to tell you the whole…invasion of the Tau'ri idea has been canceled due to…rain.

GHGen. Hammond

[To O'Neill] What happened, Colonel?

[To Hammond] My Lord?

Actually, we just call him…General Hammond.

Where is Apophis?

He's not here. Sorry.

FDr. Frasier

What have we got?

[Rogers realizes that he's been fooled and tries frantically to get off the stretcher]

Liars! Traitors!

FDr. Frasier

Easy, easy!

You will be punished! He will avenge me!

FDr. Frasier

[to Jack] Who is this, sir?

His name is Rogers. Despite appearances, he's not SGC.

[Rogers is wheeled away]:

GHGen. Hammond

I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.

Yes, my Lord.

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