Sally quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob

No, Patrick I... [notices the people staring at him. He laughs nervously, then the caramel cracks, which reveals some light]

Frankie

So, bright!

Sally

Honey, look away!

Fred

Nice Job!

Harold

[Australian accent] Your hideously white skin just ruined the party. I mean look at you! Do you hug your mother with that skin?

Sally

You must be SpongeBob. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon! I'm the owner of this joint! That means you's work for me now!

SpongeBob

My new boss! So nice to meet--

Sally

Here's the grill! Here's the spatula! Now make with the grub!

SpongeBob

Um, just out of curiosity, what happened to your last fry cook?

Sally

That's our "Employee of the Month" wall! Your photo's gonna be next if you don't get to woik!

SpongeBob

Don't worry SpongeBob, it'll be just like working at the Krusty Krab.

Lalalala!

Keep those patties coming, pal! I love you!

Sally

Give me a brick covered with nails with extra motor oil! [SpongeBob ends up making a bagel] Huh? What is this garbage? I asked for a brick covered with nails.

SpongeBob

Oh. I thought that was just diner lingo. Sorry! Covered with nails, extra motor oil, Salty Spitoon style!

Sally

Hey everybody, that guy is kidnapping our leader! [The customers continue to brawl, about to leave.]

♪ Softy Spitoon, Softy Spitoon, Softy...Spitoon ♪