You must be SpongeBob. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon! I'm the owner of this joint! That means you's work for me now!
My new boss! So nice to meet--
Here's the grill! Here's the spatula! Now make with the grub!
Um, just out of curiosity, what happened to your last fry cook?
That's our "Employee of the Month" wall! Your photo's gonna be next if you don't get to woik!
Don't worry SpongeBob, it'll be just like working at the Krusty Krab.
Lalalala!
Keep those patties coming, pal! I love you!
Give me a brick covered with nails with extra motor oil! [SpongeBob ends up making a bagel] Huh? What is this garbage? I asked for a brick covered with nails.
Oh. I thought that was just diner lingo. Sorry! Covered with nails, extra motor oil, Salty Spitoon style!
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