Wait! Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book.
Oh, right, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?
Oh, goodness gracious, yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.
Even though you really wanted to.
[yelling] OH, QUIET, YOU MORON!
[All gasp]
He hurt the little one's feelings!
Why, that's not very nice at all!
[yelling] Take him down, boys! [following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot]
OW!!! [holds his foot and hops backwards. Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it and falls down after it hits him on the back of the head. The lifeguard comes up with a big tube of lipstick]
This oughta fix him! [puts lipstick on Squidward's lips. The mob stops yelling]
Okay, okay, I'm nice! Now will you leave me alone? [is shown to be tied to the ground with ropes]
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